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Tim Onion
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Things are fine.
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.”

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November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
lol. And I took an ambulance.
November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I’m in a Barcelona hospital lol
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Just an overall great night. We're so back.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gotta hit 'em with the ol' classic.
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.
November 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
People fucking hate this guy. They fucking hate ICE. They fucking hate how much power he has. He is at 63% overall disapproval to 37% approval. That's lower than their poll after January 6th. And this poll was done before he started intentionally starving people. I wish our media would reflect this.
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
October 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well this is very nice. Thank you @alexfalcone.bsky.social
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
October 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM
big tough guys deploying tear gas to protect us from inflatable dinosaur Halloween decorations
October 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
October 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Know something that’s never down due to AWS? A gosh dang newspaper.
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It really is a joy to watch Cam Skattebo. It's like if Steve-O was your team's entire offense. A stungun would have zero practical effect on him because his brain won't process it until next week. This quote from his teammate is amazing.
October 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:55 PM
October 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
👨‍🍳💋
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
October 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Greatest regret in life is not taking this George Foreman Grill once used by George Foreman on the Today Show. An inexcusable and hideous mistake. I should've brought it home and made it my wife.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM