Benjamin L. Carp 🎏
@bencarp.bsky.social
Historian of Early America, Brooklyn College & Graduate Center, CUNY. Leading AHA wit. Latest AmRev book: "The Great New York Fire of 1776: A Lost Story of the American Revolution" 🔥 Dad, Mets fan, fantasy reader
So…no gut feelings about the gut feelings quote. 🫡
November 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So…no gut feelings about the gut feelings quote. 🫡
I wanted to know what sort of quaint conveyance a “tow branch” would pull
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I wanted to know what sort of quaint conveyance a “tow branch” would pull
I have long believed that if the zombie apocalypse ever comes, it will start in this airport
November 7, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I have long believed that if the zombie apocalypse ever comes, it will start in this airport
They say time is a fat circle
November 7, 2025 at 1:41 AM
They say time is a fat circle
Yes, well, that’s why all the cookies are moving to West Palm Beach
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Yes, well, that’s why all the cookies are moving to West Palm Beach
I’m not sure I have the juice, but I’ll make some calls
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m not sure I have the juice, but I’ll make some calls
Based on my close reading of the text here, that would make you…a very precocious 22?
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Based on my close reading of the text here, that would make you…a very precocious 22?
"...it smells like victory."
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"...it smells like victory."
Wasn’t he also “Vigo the Butch”?
November 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Wasn’t he also “Vigo the Butch”?
Cut my finger a while back, that’s all
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Cut my finger a while back, that’s all
Or a lot of gauze
November 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Or a lot of gauze
With the end of daylight savings, at least we’re morning correctly (though it sure doesn’t feel like it)
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
With the end of daylight savings, at least we’re morning correctly (though it sure doesn’t feel like it)
Yeah, think of the wines they’ll leave behind!
November 4, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Yeah, think of the wines they’ll leave behind!
Ok but they have to ask three times
November 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ok but they have to ask three times
(Ignore that extraneous “to”)
November 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
(Ignore that extraneous “to”)