Seems like homeboy had (at least) a venti coffee this morning. YIKES MAN SLOW DOWN.

Justice Sotomayor ain't buying this line of reasoning AT ALL.

In case it isn't obvious: I'm now just pivoting this feed towards the message that "These AI labs are going to create a horrible glut of investment in the future. It's obvious. It's staring us in the face. And damage won't be contained to private equity; it'll hit 401ks and pensions."

I mean maybe not they are enough of an embarrassment...

I MEANT THE JETS DAWGG. Any reference to liking the Jets deserves mockery.

Your taste is football teams is terrible.

Can't wait for your upcoming Lizard Person Era.

So, is this bookable revenue from Nvidia? The market sure seems to think so, but... how exactly is OpenAI going to pay? The article notes they are also on the hook for ~$60 billion per year to Oracle. That's on the order of Pfizer's annual revenue... where is this money coming from?

The suggested crying face is [chef's kiss].