Ben Blench
@benblench.bsky.social
Magical person. Actual published poet. Freelance copywriter.
You’d be a fool not to!
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
You’d be a fool not to!
Astonishing goal! But not quite as awe-inspiring as the “IMPROVING FACILITIES” line on the ad boards
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Astonishing goal! But not quite as awe-inspiring as the “IMPROVING FACILITIES” line on the ad boards
Yes *farmers* but also this prick: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William... - "I'm awake so everyone else should be too. Also I want to play more golf". Fucking *golf*!
October 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Yes *farmers* but also this prick: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William... - "I'm awake so everyone else should be too. Also I want to play more golf". Fucking *golf*!
I’ll drink to that!
October 22, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I’ll drink to that!
Goddammit that sucks
October 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Goddammit that sucks
Fuck yes, that’s how you do it 🤘🏼How’s the tinnitus?
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Fuck yes, that’s how you do it 🤘🏼How’s the tinnitus?
It’s astonishingly bad
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s astonishingly bad
Was it that new Road House thing with Jake Gyllenhall?
October 19, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Was it that new Road House thing with Jake Gyllenhall?
Colour is on brand!
October 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Colour is on brand!