Not to be “that guy” but I’m convinced that Punxsutawney Phil has never been briefed on climate change. Moreover, I doubt he’ll have job security with this administration, because if there was ever a DEI hire in the meteorological field, it was appointing a rodent to once-annual weather prediction.

Sell your Tesla. ❌

Sell your Cybertruck. ❌

Get off Twitter. ❌

Don’t sign up for Starlink. ❌

Bankrupt him. It will take while but it’s possible. ✊🏻

#resist

Hey. Hi. Hello.

So, can I also claim to be involved in a “dry January” experience when it feels like I’m being f**ked by my own government without lube?

Asking for millions of friends. Thanks.

Why has 3 days felt like 3 months. Wow.

#47 #me #fine #ok

Feb 10th is GAYME Night OUT!

Join us at The Green Dragon Inn Board Game Cafe in Akron from 6-11pm, every 2nd Monday of the month!

An LGBTQ+ Allied all ages event: board games, card games, snacks and spend time w/ community!

🧩♠️♟️🎲🥳🤓🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

#gaymer #game #fun #akron #lgbtq #lgbt #boardgame #cards #ohio

I mean. Right?! I had to. It… it’s just so clear.

A HUGE thank you to The Green Dragon Inn and everyone who came out last night for the 1st GAYME Night OUT!

We don't have all the details locked down yet, but we’ll be back in February and every month after! So, if you missed out, don't worry - we hope to see you at the next one!

2024? Well, I’ll tell you this: there was SO MUCH hope and hype? But for the most part, most things are not cake.

Not in the least. Not even muffin. So dumb.

And I have even less hope for 2025.

I’m VERY BRAT this winter

This is America. Don’t you dare say “Happy Holidays” to me this season.

Happy about what?!

In 2024?!

Wow.

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Dairy Queen really said “Fuck you Issac Newton” when they’d flip those blizzards upside down, am I right?

Merry Merry!

you can eliminate alliteration from my eventual cold cadaverous claws