Does it come with a chain of custardy?

Many thanks for giving it such a good home!

I'd sooner watch women's football any day over the men's Premier League. No theatrical dives, whinging, gamesmanship, overpaid show ponies. Sickening how much the men are paid when the women's game operates on a shoestring by comparison.

Coincidentally I just searched here to see if anyone else has noticed that the smug purveyor of schmaltz-waltz is always on Sky Arts.

Superb!

Thanks. I'm easing myself back into new work after a long period of not really feeling like it. Some poems should be seeing the light of day in journals quite soon - watch this space!