Ben*
@benasterisk.bsky.social
Dad, autism advocate, artist, musician, standup comedian, software developer, writer, animal lover, bemused pop culture tourist.
To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.
To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.
November 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
From the "Kid's Craft Guide to the Seven Deadly Sins"
I'm looking forward to next month: "Sew Your Own Anger"
I'm looking forward to next month: "Sew Your Own Anger"
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
From the "Kid's Craft Guide to the Seven Deadly Sins"
I'm looking forward to next month: "Sew Your Own Anger"
I'm looking forward to next month: "Sew Your Own Anger"
Look on my works, ye mighty.
And this pear.
And this pear.
November 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Look on my works, ye mighty.
And this pear.
And this pear.
From when the little dude was 5
R: "Dad, if a square in the third dimension is a cube, and a cube in the 4th dimension is called a tesseract, what would it be called in the 5th dimension?"
Me: "I'm not sure"
R: "How about 'Rick'?"
Me: I think that would be perfect
R: "Dad, if a square in the third dimension is a cube, and a cube in the 4th dimension is called a tesseract, what would it be called in the 5th dimension?"
Me: "I'm not sure"
R: "How about 'Rick'?"
Me: I think that would be perfect
November 3, 2025 at 6:25 PM
From when the little dude was 5
R: "Dad, if a square in the third dimension is a cube, and a cube in the 4th dimension is called a tesseract, what would it be called in the 5th dimension?"
Me: "I'm not sure"
R: "How about 'Rick'?"
Me: I think that would be perfect
R: "Dad, if a square in the third dimension is a cube, and a cube in the 4th dimension is called a tesseract, what would it be called in the 5th dimension?"
Me: "I'm not sure"
R: "How about 'Rick'?"
Me: I think that would be perfect
Week of several birthdays coming up. Here's a conversation from years ago.
J: do you think you can guess what you're getting for your birthday?
R: A vasectomy!?
J: (speechless)
Me: Way to wreck the surprise!
"Happy 9th birthday, this may sting a little"
J: do you think you can guess what you're getting for your birthday?
R: A vasectomy!?
J: (speechless)
Me: Way to wreck the surprise!
"Happy 9th birthday, this may sting a little"
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Week of several birthdays coming up. Here's a conversation from years ago.
J: do you think you can guess what you're getting for your birthday?
R: A vasectomy!?
J: (speechless)
Me: Way to wreck the surprise!
"Happy 9th birthday, this may sting a little"
J: do you think you can guess what you're getting for your birthday?
R: A vasectomy!?
J: (speechless)
Me: Way to wreck the surprise!
"Happy 9th birthday, this may sting a little"
@keithpille.bsky.social
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November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
@keithpille.bsky.social
These may be of interest to you
These may be of interest to you
Happy Halloween
(photo & doodle by me)
(photo & doodle by me)
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Happy Halloween
(photo & doodle by me)
(photo & doodle by me)
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"No unsolicited nudibranches" is more of a guideline than a rule
I captured a Chromodoris willani nudi at Puerto Galera, Philippines, with my Sony RX100 M4, Nauticam housing, and CMC-1 macro lens. 😍
My Portfolio:
portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity
#marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #scuba #photography
My Portfolio:
portfolio.pixelfed.social/JoeGarrity
#marinelifephotography #marinelife #wildlifephotography #wildlife #naturephotography #nature #scuba #photography
October 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
"No unsolicited nudibranches" is more of a guideline than a rule
Earth Factor X: a variey/talent/reality show hosted by Simon Cowell's preserved brain inside a 9 foot tall killer robot on wheels.
It lasted 2.5 seasons.
It lasted 2.5 seasons.
October 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Earth Factor X: a variey/talent/reality show hosted by Simon Cowell's preserved brain inside a 9 foot tall killer robot on wheels.
It lasted 2.5 seasons.
It lasted 2.5 seasons.
A vampire that isn't Dracula
October 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A vampire that isn't Dracula
No innuendos, please - we're British.
October 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
No innuendos, please - we're British.
"Too Many Murders" was the first in the "Goldilocks" trilogy.
The following book being "An Insufficient Number of Murders"
Then the series concluded in the thrillng: "The Pleasingly Correct Number of Murders"
The following book being "An Insufficient Number of Murders"
Then the series concluded in the thrillng: "The Pleasingly Correct Number of Murders"
October 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
"Too Many Murders" was the first in the "Goldilocks" trilogy.
The following book being "An Insufficient Number of Murders"
Then the series concluded in the thrillng: "The Pleasingly Correct Number of Murders"
The following book being "An Insufficient Number of Murders"
Then the series concluded in the thrillng: "The Pleasingly Correct Number of Murders"
The Third Mango
The Malteser Falcon
Phantomato of the Paradise
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Restaurant
The Malteser Falcon
Phantomato of the Paradise
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Restaurant
Turducken Chainsaw Massacre
The Good, The Bad, and The Unagi
Three Days of the Confit
The Good, The Bad, and The Unagi
Three Days of the Confit
Make a movie food...
The Hills Have Ribeyes
The Hills Have Ribeyes
October 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The Third Mango
The Malteser Falcon
Phantomato of the Paradise
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Restaurant
The Malteser Falcon
Phantomato of the Paradise
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice's Restaurant
Reposted by Ben*
at Malloy Law, we WON'T eat the icky food on mommy's spoon
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
at Malloy Law, we WON'T eat the icky food on mommy's spoon
October 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Very loose adaptation
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Very loose adaptation
The subtle difference between "not seeing" and "not acknowledging" the hatless buffoon.
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The subtle difference between "not seeing" and "not acknowledging" the hatless buffoon.