I CANNOT FIX GROCERY PRICES! WHEN YOU HAVE 2 MASSIVE WARS, A PANDEMIC, RAMPANT CORPORATE GREED, INFLATION, AND A TERRIBLE MINIMUM WAGE, STUFF COSTS A LOT!

A VOTE FOR ME FOR GROCERIES IS LIKE VOTING FOR P DIDDY TO ENSURE CHILD SAFETY! DOWNRIGHT IDIOTIC! SAD!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

PEOPLE DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND! MY POLITICS ARE SOLEY REACTIONARY! IF THE MAJORITY OF IDIOTS HATE SOMETHING I ACT LIKE I HATE IT! IF THE MAJORITY OF IDIOTS LOVE SOMETHING, I LOVE IT! WORKS EVERYTIME!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN #TRUMP2024 #TRUMPTRAIN

WHEREVER THERE IS A DEAD WHALES, I’LL BE THERE TO BEHEAD THEM!

WHEREVER THERE IS PASTEURIZED/HOMOGENIZED MILK, I’LL BE THERE TO USE RAW MILK!

WHERE EVER THERE ARE IMMUNOCOMPROMISED KIDS, I’LL BE THERE TO SPREAD DISEASE!

I AM, MAHA MAN!

#RFKJR #TRUMP #MAGA #MAHA #MAKEAMERICAHEALTHYAGAIN

WHEN IT COMES TO NATURAL DISASTERS I AM THE EXPERT! I MYSELF AM A NATURAL DISASTER! I MEAN LOOK AT ME! ONLY I COULD HAVE SUCH GENIUS INSIGHTS ON THE WEATHER! TAKE A LISTEN! THE RADICAL LEFT COULD NEVER BE THIS SENSIBLE AND HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH WORDS! SAD!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

I DON’T LIKE INDEPENDENCE! I HAVE DECIDED TO BE LEFT LIKE (NEVER) GREAT BRITAIN! WE OBVIOUSLY NEED TO MEDDLE IN THE AFFAIRS OF PANAMA! EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT HAD CONTROL OF SINCE 1999!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

RECENTLY, THESE AI IMAGES HAVE BEEN POPPING UP! I MUST CLARIFY THESE ARE NOT REAL! DO THEY DEPICT EVENTS NEARLY ONE TO ONE? YES. BUT I PROMISE YOU, I AM IN CHARGE! ELON DOESN’T TOP ME, I DO THE BENDING! THE BEST BENDING! LIBERALS CONTINUE TO MALD! SAD!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

IN 2025, MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION IS BRINGING BACK MANIFEST DESTINY! WE’RE BRINGING IT BACK! IN THE VAIN OF THE GREAT PRESIDENT THOMAS JEFFERSON, IT IS TIME TO STEAL MORE LAND WE HAVE NO CLAIM TO! #PANAMA, #CANADA, #GREENLAND, OH MY!

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WHICH ONE OF YOU RADICAL LEFT LUNATICS DID THIS?! HOW DARE YOU! MY WRINLY TRUMPLESTILTSKIN IS WAY SMALLER THEN THAT! ALWAYS FALSE NARRATIVES WITH THE RADICAL LEFT!

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IF YOU NEEDED ANYMORE PROOF THAT I AM THE BEST AT PANDERING AND FLIP FLOPPING, THE BEST! HERE IS MY STANCE ON H-1B VISAS FLIPPING AS SOON AS I GOT BILLIONAIRES ON MY TEAM WHO WANT THEM! SUCKS TO SUCK MAGA MORONS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

MUAHAHA! I HAVE RETURNED LIBERALS! I’M NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT ANYMORE! I AM A SUPERVILLAIN! LOOK AT THAT GLARE, THAT LIGHTING, THAT CHEAP WIG! I’M READY TO DESTROY THE US, ONCE AND FOR ALL!
#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

I’M ANGRY! GRRRRRRRR! SO NOT ONLY DO I HAVE TO SHARE MY INAUGURATION WITH MLK JUNIOR! WITH THE FLAGS HALF STAFF FROM COMMIE CARTER! BUT NOW IT HASNTO BE INDOORS! WHAT A SICK JOKE. LET ME PULL A WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON! THE WORLD NEEDS IT RIGHT NOW!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

ON THIS DAY, WE CELEBRATE NOT HUMAN RIGHTS, NOT THE PEOPLE, NOT EVEN AMERICA.

BUT ME! ME! ME! ME! I SUCCESSFULLY TRICKED 75 MILLION OF YOU IMBECILES TO FUCK YOURSELVES OVER! ME! GOD I AM A GENIUS!

ENJOY THE DICTATORSHIP FUCKWITS!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MAKEAMERICAGREATAGAIN

NO, CHEAPER GROCERIES, GAS, OR COST OF LIVING!

BUT YOU CAN HAVE A CRIMINAL ON THE STREET! I’M PARDONING ROSS ULBRICHT! MAN WHO FOUNDED #TheSilkRoad ! A DARK WEB SITE THAT WAS USED FOR THE BUYING AND SELLING OF ILLEGAL GOODS AND LINKED TO HUMAN TRAFFICKING!

#TRUMP #MAGA #MakeAmericaGreatAgain