Working in 2023 is great. Today I've been asked to send an email summarizing all the emails that have been sent because the recipient can't be bothered to read their email.

Sometimes feel like we should change the national motto from "e pluribus unum" to "Fuck you, pay me."

Would look pretty on a $20, right smack under Jackson.

Do you think the word 'kafkaesque' appears in the product requirements for Post Office self-service kiosks? I think maybe it does.

Never expected that Fran Drescher, Labor Organizer was in our future.

What a time to be alive.

Boy, I sure do hope that all of y'all who are excited about the Barbie movie get to enjoy it.

Sure seems like it's bringin' a lot of people joy.

Going thru linkedin and saying after a sizable number of posts "that guy was a dick, sure glad I don't work with him anymore," surmising that perhaps I was the dick all along.

Saw a dude with a US Constitution sleeve tattoo yesterday. Like an image of the actual piece of paper.

Interesting choice to select a medium that is more indelible than the literal, amendable document. I mean I guess fella could get new additions added to his fingers or something?

I'm not sure how many of you have come in contact with the internet subculture that is the tools section of craigslist, but it's a wild place.

Lots to learn about human nature, hopes and dreams, all communicated with as few words and characters as possible.

Most of my regrets lately revolve around me being negative and crabby when I could just as easily have just said nothing.

I have found that when i give the narcissists attention, i tend to wind up in a situation where i fee like the narcissists are winning.

I'd rather be fishing.