benalishhero.bsky.social
@benalishhero.bsky.social
White is so hard to paint, this looks great.
January 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Unless you’re a cyber dog.
January 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Just another day in the underhive.
January 4, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Cold take. Virtually nobody is arguing that the diva era didn’t suck. This stuff is fine except I feel dirty viewing it knowing the “proper graps bruv” crowd cream their jeans over it so hard and so vocally whenever possible.
December 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
There’s a certain type of person who, when they’re young, need to be punched in the face by a peer for being an asshole one too many times. Trump is one of those people and sadly it never happened so now the world is stuck with a petulant man baby with near unlimited power.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Gotta get his show ready to cover the fallout. Always be grifting.
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Opposition Agent can eat a giant bag of dicks.
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Ben Grimm is a mensch and I often wish we could be friends.
December 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I wouldn’t say always. Time was when every local station was airing regional wrestling 1-2 times a week with many towns getting live shows every week. It was often the social event of the week for entire communities.
December 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
To be fair, that not him as a king but rather as the eternal emperor of mankind. Still not great.
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hogan and Warrior were definitely the most popular in WWF but nobody would call them the best wrestler.
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Video came out when I was 5 and it was 100% pure nightmare fuel.
November 11, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I’m just glad somebody else treats this as something that should be common knowledge.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
On year 8 and once a week I still have the reflex of wanting to call my old man to talk about something or another. Fortunately my happy memories outweigh the sadness most of the time now but when it does hit, it can be a struggle.

Feeling the sad is important, but always remember the happy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It’d look better with a gnome cloak though.
October 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
But think how big and powerful you’ll look bursting out of it! Things near you will look guarded AF.
October 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Elven cloaks are out of season this year. We’re having a Gnome autumn with matching cloaks and hats.
October 25, 2025 at 1:52 PM
False. Stephen Miller is incapable of having a wet dream. He poofs out a small cloud of flies from the limp, cankerous, pustule ridden member instead.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Weiners Circle or nothing!
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
They’re 100% going to end up killing some protestors this weekend.
October 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Those who are responsible for the sacking, have been sacked"
October 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM