Ben Garrett
@benagarr.bsky.social
People voted to have the whole executive branch be Russian assets. I mean before it was just like 9 senators.
February 21, 2025 at 11:41 PM
People voted to have the whole executive branch be Russian assets. I mean before it was just like 9 senators.
Trump should adopt Musk. That’s the only way this works. Elon Trump
February 5, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Trump should adopt Musk. That’s the only way this works. Elon Trump
“We will turn on the faucet in California”
February 2, 2025 at 6:11 PM
“We will turn on the faucet in California”
A1 Steak Sauce should just change their name to AI. For the old people. So it’s less confusing.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A1 Steak Sauce should just change their name to AI. For the old people. So it’s less confusing.
Bye bye tik tok pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy
But tik tok showed a trump modal
Drove the Chevy to the levy
But tik tok showed a trump modal
January 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Bye bye tik tok pie
Drove the Chevy to the levy
But tik tok showed a trump modal
Drove the Chevy to the levy
But tik tok showed a trump modal
Games are so immersive these days
January 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Games are so immersive these days
If you work at Tesla do you have to call yourself a Muskateer
January 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
If you work at Tesla do you have to call yourself a Muskateer
Remember that famous line at the beginning of Sharknado where the main character says “Call me Sharknado!”. Truly iconic.
January 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Remember that famous line at the beginning of Sharknado where the main character says “Call me Sharknado!”. Truly iconic.
Have you guys heard about this movie Wicked? I think it’s about people in Boston. Sounds cool
January 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Have you guys heard about this movie Wicked? I think it’s about people in Boston. Sounds cool
Pickleball is a true apocalypse sport. You can play it in the Silo.
January 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Pickleball is a true apocalypse sport. You can play it in the Silo.
Popeye is now in the public domain. My book, “I yam what I yam”, can finally be safely published.
January 2, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Popeye is now in the public domain. My book, “I yam what I yam”, can finally be safely published.
People on LinkedIn are always like, see this plane with all these holes in it? That’s what leadership is. Follow me
December 31, 2024 at 6:47 PM
People on LinkedIn are always like, see this plane with all these holes in it? That’s what leadership is. Follow me
I’m wary of any article that lists a “new trend” and gives it a name.
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
I’m wary of any article that lists a “new trend” and gives it a name.
Indie movie theaters
December 26, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Indie movie theaters
Safe from the great sf morning twister of 24
December 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Safe from the great sf morning twister of 24
Survived the great sf tsunami
December 5, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Survived the great sf tsunami
I’ve lost my special Apple polishing towel!
December 4, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I’ve lost my special Apple polishing towel!
Are there Wicked Oreos
November 30, 2024 at 11:07 PM
Are there Wicked Oreos
Electric Caltrain is very good
November 27, 2024 at 2:03 AM
Electric Caltrain is very good
In a 50-person line for a vegan popup
November 24, 2024 at 11:44 PM
In a 50-person line for a vegan popup
I only eat foods that say San Francisco on it
November 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
I only eat foods that say San Francisco on it
If I go to the Dr and on the door it says “Dr Pimple Popper” I’m walking right back out of there
November 23, 2024 at 1:12 AM
If I go to the Dr and on the door it says “Dr Pimple Popper” I’m walking right back out of there
I only care about this if I get coins and then the coins let me go to a rave and then I get hacked and lose the coins
November 21, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I only care about this if I get coins and then the coins let me go to a rave and then I get hacked and lose the coins