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"So may every humiliated mouth,
teeth like desecrated headstones,
fill with the angels of bread."
-Martin Espada
He/Him/DILF
IG: @benadambenadam
teeth like desecrated headstones,
fill with the angels of bread."
-Martin Espada
He/Him/DILF
IG: @benadambenadam
Heraclitus-ass skeet
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Heraclitus-ass skeet
Dang, not even Shakespeare was THAT good
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dang, not even Shakespeare was THAT good
Okay good point
October 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Okay good point
Imagine having to make oral arguments in English and Quebecois
October 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Imagine having to make oral arguments in English and Quebecois
I love that the dipshits who are on the show with her can't interrupt her because she is simply 100% correct
October 7, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I love that the dipshits who are on the show with her can't interrupt her because she is simply 100% correct
I mean, they also executed Röhm, but it's a very true point still.
October 7, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I mean, they also executed Röhm, but it's a very true point still.
Pretty fun to learn about "liberal" n@zis. Very cool and healthy society!
October 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Pretty fun to learn about "liberal" n@zis. Very cool and healthy society!
Dream g**110tine rotation
September 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Dream g**110tine rotation
My ex: The way you prevent drowning is to helicopter around your kids and yell at them if they get near it.
Me: Or, we could teach them water safety and how to swim!
*Several years later after divorce*
Her: YOU NEED TO GET THEM SWIM LESSONS B/C I LEARNED THAT HELPS PREVENT DROWNING!!
Me: 🤦
Me: Or, we could teach them water safety and how to swim!
*Several years later after divorce*
Her: YOU NEED TO GET THEM SWIM LESSONS B/C I LEARNED THAT HELPS PREVENT DROWNING!!
Me: 🤦
September 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
My ex: The way you prevent drowning is to helicopter around your kids and yell at them if they get near it.
Me: Or, we could teach them water safety and how to swim!
*Several years later after divorce*
Her: YOU NEED TO GET THEM SWIM LESSONS B/C I LEARNED THAT HELPS PREVENT DROWNING!!
Me: 🤦
Me: Or, we could teach them water safety and how to swim!
*Several years later after divorce*
Her: YOU NEED TO GET THEM SWIM LESSONS B/C I LEARNED THAT HELPS PREVENT DROWNING!!
Me: 🤦
Doe a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a fascist, hand me a gun
So, let's f*ck this fascist up
LA, the place we'll f*ck him up
T, for gender affirming care
And that bring us back to doe!
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a fascist, hand me a gun
So, let's f*ck this fascist up
LA, the place we'll f*ck him up
T, for gender affirming care
And that bring us back to doe!
September 18, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Doe a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a fascist, hand me a gun
So, let's f*ck this fascist up
LA, the place we'll f*ck him up
T, for gender affirming care
And that bring us back to doe!
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a fascist, hand me a gun
So, let's f*ck this fascist up
LA, the place we'll f*ck him up
T, for gender affirming care
And that bring us back to doe!
Oh, hell yeah!
September 18, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Oh, hell yeah!
Look here buddy, the Democratic Party is the only thing stopping us from all out fascism! And the way they're doing that is to, uh, they are stopping it a lot! They need your support! If you support them, they'll stop Trump using, um, using all their dedication and effort!
September 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Look here buddy, the Democratic Party is the only thing stopping us from all out fascism! And the way they're doing that is to, uh, they are stopping it a lot! They need your support! If you support them, they'll stop Trump using, um, using all their dedication and effort!
Emphasis on the "your" and not on the "his"
September 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Emphasis on the "your" and not on the "his"
Holy. Shit. This is sex now.
August 29, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Holy. Shit. This is sex now.