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Podcasters

Jim and Frank are mundane podcasters. But when Jim's ex reappears and Frank is offered the job of a lifetime, the two wrestle with the idea of giving up everything, even their friendship. Podcasters
Podcasters
Jim and Frank are mundane podcasters. But when Jim's ex reappears and Frank is offered the job of a lifetime, the two wrestle with the idea of giving up everything, even their friendship. Podcasters
benjaminabel.com
June 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Letter Of Denial

Prompt: All citizens are temporarily neutered at birth. Would-be parents must prove to the government that they’ll be suitable caretakers and providers before they’re allowed to procreate. “Do you want to open them together?” Claire excitedly said as she plopped down at the…
Letter Of Denial
Prompt: All citizens are temporarily neutered at birth. Would-be parents must prove to the government that they’ll be suitable caretakers and providers before they’re allowed to procreate. “Do you want to open them together?” Claire excitedly said as she plopped down at the kitchen table. She had run in waving the letters in the air proclaiming, “They’re here, they’re here!”
benjaminabel.com
May 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I did a thing.

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BAM Writes Stuff
Where my imagination runs rampant and your opinions don't matter.
benjaminabel.com
April 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Content

I think this is going to be a pretty short post, but I want to write it somewhere where I might have a little accountability for my words. The whole reason I made this website is to push myself into writing more. I don't know if it's going to work, but I'm going to try to do a few…
Content
I think this is going to be a pretty short post, but I want to write it somewhere where I might have a little accountability for my words. The whole reason I made this website is to push myself into writing more. I don't know if it's going to work, but I'm going to try to do a few different things to see if it motivates me.
benjaminabel.com
April 8, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This dude just chillin out front of my house.
March 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Reposted
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Musk Forms Dept. Of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE)
He boasted that he was “taking DOGE to the next level.”
open.substack.com
February 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Normalize booing bad politicians loudly and in public. Fuck it, do it in private. Hiss if you’re feeling it. Give’em the ol’ thumbs down and crack a frown. “A sphincter says what” is still a really solid burn.
February 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reposted
Tomorrow is Lunar New Year, the year of the snake. Seems appropriate 🐍
January 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM