Subject: Fire. "Dear Sir stroke Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire which has broken out at the premises of..." No, that's too formal. "Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark....

This is still my go-to focus work soundtrack!

The flag is a big plus though.

Wow really? Every “agile” development squad I’ve met who’ve been forced to use it loath it. Though in the majority of cases it’s how it’s been set up (not agile)

Acute and rapid onset lead poisoning

Lots of places have zero on tap these days, seeing lucky saint in a good few places available.

Woah woah woah. To upgrade to that you’ll need to sign up for my Enterprise Data Platform monthly plan (prices not advertised)

You can’t afford Delta files.

I mean this just isn't true. Sometimes it's CSV's in Azure Blob Storage (or Azure Data Lake Storage gen2, with hierarchical namespace if you are feeling posh)

And the thing was, if I remember they were still fundamentally worse than just normal ball mouses. Tracking was all over the place and I got a cold wrist from the mouse mat.

Haha. We had those in the University library - even if the place was packed the sun workstations were always available.