dogs instinctually find the location that is the best sentry nest and sit there

All three of j0rts's bots (Randy, a computer program that pushes random buttons on a controller for a random amount of time, Mashroom, a computer program that rapidly taps the A button and wiggles the stick, and Luigi Doing Nothing, which doesn't have a computer program because it's just a […]

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why are you kissing him on the eye

how would you design a gender neutral bare chest outfit

would it be like those knights from dark souls 3 who have holes in them

[scary puppet voice]

"I want to play a game. It's called Jenga. You take turns pulling pieces of wood out of the tower. If the tower collapses, you lose."

I'm not sure whether the person meant protoframes (because they have faces and are therefore more person-like) or whether they literally meant that they don't like that people can do fashion in Warframe but either way is hilarious

see, I come to the fediverse for the _good_ posts

I go to bluesky for the same reason I go to the Steam forums. to see the worst people humanity has produced arguing with each other right next to normal people having discussions about video games

@puppygirlhornypost2 reminds me of a story about someone sending their lawyer a message and MSN automatically converting it to say "401 💋"

@unlambda @futurebird that boat has its name as a tramp stamp

I don't remember where I heard this but I remember someone thinking (correctly) that it was really funny that people negatively reviewed humidifiers for "using a lot of water" or in other words "not violating the laws of physics"

@puppygirlhornypost2 my computer frequently breaks random things until I reboot

it's a fun journey every time!

yesterday my font rendering did this https://mastodon.lubar.me/@ben/115928444323571462

@puppygirlhornypost2 new spy cards online 0.4 feature: the page you get when you request a game mode that doesn't exist now demands that you make it