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Ben Gracewood
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Bikes and tech and stuff.
is there any greater horror than realising you need to update a dependency then seeing this on the repo?
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Come on what the fuck this is absolutely peak television. Give them an Emmy NOW.
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Game of Wool episode two. Knitters must make a two piece output for a dog.

These are the essential aspects of headgear 🥹🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you still think pickleball and padel are the same game, you need to watch some of this weekend‘s padel World Cup.

This fakeout smash off the glass is ridiculously good shit. Pickleball can get in the sea.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Tom is wearing an incredible knitted wrap and kilt combo.
November 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
bro I just wanted to work out why the php type debugger called "psalm" is giving me an error.

but go off projecting your lifelessness I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
get absolutely fucked you embarrassing clown of a man
September 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The latest round of the mountain bike downhill World Cup is in Switzerland. The primary sponsor is … Gruyère cheese.

I now want to see more extreme sports cheese sponsorships.
September 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
September 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We’re almost at Vic Park. Fanshaw street is still entirely full.
September 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
laughable estimate from RNZ
September 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
September 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
September 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Fuck yes Auckland. Fuck yes.
September 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This is fucking incredible. Any statisticians around? I’m counting 15 people across the street on average. That’s conservative.

Currently it extends 3 blocks of queen street. Will be much longer.
September 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Cops have shifted them and we’re moving.

March is past Victoria street and this is the scene just down from aotea square:
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
at least two blocks long and the square has not emptied yet
September 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
There are thousands of us queuing to join the march.
September 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Aotea square has gone from barely full to entirely overflowing in 30 minutes.
September 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Ah yes, the poor craft beer businesses are struggling to include health warning labels because of their restrained design asthetics.
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Meanwhile in Spain, Jacinda’s mate Pedro has genuine cajones. I wish we had someone like either of them back in power here.
September 8, 2025 at 8:54 AM
When will these motherfuckers actually rage against the machine like Tom is asking them to?
September 8, 2025 at 6:00 AM
"outlined plans"!?!?

bro I can start EC2 instances in New Zealand right now. Plans are done. Work is done. Investment is done. This is just misinformation at best or actually outright lies.
September 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
For FUCKS sake. Come on The Media. Do better.
September 1, 2025 at 8:56 PM