Ben w
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Ben w
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Reposted by Ben w
So that means that any attempt to neuter a hippo is:

A) Exploratory Surgery
B) Done under "best guess" conditions
C) Where the drugs are *going* to wear off
D) On an animal that weighs more than a Ford F150
E) All of which is muscle
F) On testicles that are hiding from you
G) And it is mad about it
a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
Alt: a large hippopotamus is standing in the water with its mouth open
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March 12, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Reposted by Ben w
When a woman named Datâ wrote the equivalent of “per my last email” to her brother in the 8th century BCE, she was actually trying to tell him about someone’s death.

“The lady Gagâ has died and your brother is troubled” oracc.museum.upenn.edu//saao/saa19/...
December 1, 2024 at 1:52 PM
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November 12, 2024 at 9:49 AM