ProtoJazz
@belowaverage.wang
Software developer, guitar tinkerer
I once wrote a chat bot that would scan every message in my friends group chat, and would post letting you know if any of the words you just wrote could possibly mean penis.
"I need to replace a door knob"
"Knob can mean penis"
"Those are cool"
"Hose can mean penis"
"I need to replace a door knob"
"Knob can mean penis"
"Those are cool"
"Hose can mean penis"
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I once wrote a chat bot that would scan every message in my friends group chat, and would post letting you know if any of the words you just wrote could possibly mean penis.
"I need to replace a door knob"
"Knob can mean penis"
"Those are cool"
"Hose can mean penis"
"I need to replace a door knob"
"Knob can mean penis"
"Those are cool"
"Hose can mean penis"
Just to check, you're putting them in the machine right? Not eating the pods?
April 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Just to check, you're putting them in the machine right? Not eating the pods?
I brought the movie too. So it was extra mean feeling. That man would yell at the class till he turned bright red. Saying we had to learn handwriting, in the real world would no one typed everything or we wouldn't always be carrying around calculators. He's dead now. Raged himself to a heart attack.
April 15, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I brought the movie too. So it was extra mean feeling. That man would yell at the class till he turned bright red. Saying we had to learn handwriting, in the real world would no one typed everything or we wouldn't always be carrying around calculators. He's dead now. Raged himself to a heart attack.
I'm sure this wasn't what you were going for, but this brought back memories of my miserable 4th grade teacher making me do handwriting practice. He decided mine wasn't good enough, so while the rest of the glass watched a movie, I had to turn my desk around and fill out practice pages.
April 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I'm sure this wasn't what you were going for, but this brought back memories of my miserable 4th grade teacher making me do handwriting practice. He decided mine wasn't good enough, so while the rest of the glass watched a movie, I had to turn my desk around and fill out practice pages.
I definitely had to remove some of doilys, family photos, and other assorted knicknacks off of it. Plus climb over the top of it to plug stuff in. No way I was moving it on my own. I'd have had to lift it a few inches just to clear the rut it had made in the deep pile carpet
April 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I definitely had to remove some of doilys, family photos, and other assorted knicknacks off of it. Plus climb over the top of it to plug stuff in. No way I was moving it on my own. I'd have had to lift it a few inches just to clear the rut it had made in the deep pile carpet
When I was in the first grade, a relative gave me an old computer and a box full of magazines. I hooked it up to the giant wooden cased black and white TV in the guest room.
I spent hours copying game code from those magazines. It never worked. They may not have even been for that computer.
I spent hours copying game code from those magazines. It never worked. They may not have even been for that computer.
April 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
When I was in the first grade, a relative gave me an old computer and a box full of magazines. I hooked it up to the giant wooden cased black and white TV in the guest room.
I spent hours copying game code from those magazines. It never worked. They may not have even been for that computer.
I spent hours copying game code from those magazines. It never worked. They may not have even been for that computer.
I doubt it's able to account for my dislike of penguins
April 14, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I doubt it's able to account for my dislike of penguins
OK, but I'm good to use it to come up with housing and economic policy right?
April 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
OK, but I'm good to use it to come up with housing and economic policy right?
Like people should have example projects up and running somewhere? Or more like a github profile?
Or are you talking about something totally non programming related and I've read the whole thing wrong
Or are you talking about something totally non programming related and I've read the whole thing wrong
April 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Like people should have example projects up and running somewhere? Or more like a github profile?
Or are you talking about something totally non programming related and I've read the whole thing wrong
Or are you talking about something totally non programming related and I've read the whole thing wrong
Not directly related, but if you enjoy that fact, you'd probably enjoy this one I like to remind people of
In Canada, we get taught about residential schools as if they are ancient history. But remember the batman and Robin movie with Mr freeze? It came out before the last residential school closed
In Canada, we get taught about residential schools as if they are ancient history. But remember the batman and Robin movie with Mr freeze? It came out before the last residential school closed
April 12, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Not directly related, but if you enjoy that fact, you'd probably enjoy this one I like to remind people of
In Canada, we get taught about residential schools as if they are ancient history. But remember the batman and Robin movie with Mr freeze? It came out before the last residential school closed
In Canada, we get taught about residential schools as if they are ancient history. But remember the batman and Robin movie with Mr freeze? It came out before the last residential school closed
Damn, I guess if it was you could have just moved it.
Well I suppose it could be midi controllable still, but need some servos and stuff.
Well I suppose it could be midi controllable still, but need some servos and stuff.
April 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Damn, I guess if it was you could have just moved it.
Well I suppose it could be midi controllable still, but need some servos and stuff.
Well I suppose it could be midi controllable still, but need some servos and stuff.
Is it MIDI controllable? Wouldn't need to open it much of it is
April 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Is it MIDI controllable? Wouldn't need to open it much of it is
Furiously buying sex toy stocks based on this comment
April 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Furiously buying sex toy stocks based on this comment
I'm the middle child, my siblings were both premature. Asked my mother if I was premature once when I was a kid. She misunderstood what I asked and told me I was the only kid that wasn't an accident
April 9, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm the middle child, my siblings were both premature. Asked my mother if I was premature once when I was a kid. She misunderstood what I asked and told me I was the only kid that wasn't an accident
You ever try to eat cold cuts off a trucker?
April 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
You ever try to eat cold cuts off a trucker?
Is that from holding for 25 hours?
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Is that from holding for 25 hours?
He's lookin like a 80s arcade brawler villan.
April 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He's lookin like a 80s arcade brawler villan.
Then when it finally seems like they did a good job, and they actually look clean you find out they gave them to the dog to lick clean then put them straight into the dish rack to dry
April 8, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Then when it finally seems like they did a good job, and they actually look clean you find out they gave them to the dog to lick clean then put them straight into the dish rack to dry
Just a friendly local sending a greeting
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Just a friendly local sending a greeting
I see a lot of AI solutions that just don't really seem to do things better. Or faster. One I've actually seen that's a really good use case is taking a user input field and attempting to put it into a broad category. You can't regex that or anything. But then you also get help bots that lie to you.
April 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I see a lot of AI solutions that just don't really seem to do things better. Or faster. One I've actually seen that's a really good use case is taking a user input field and attempting to put it into a broad category. You can't regex that or anything. But then you also get help bots that lie to you.
I keep seeing videos about how to use a chain of LLMs and shit to take a date from a note app and send it to a calendar.
Like good lord, they have APIs. It's not a hard integration. I get not everyone is a dev, but I can't imagine it's totally tech illiterate people setting up all the AI either.
Like good lord, they have APIs. It's not a hard integration. I get not everyone is a dev, but I can't imagine it's totally tech illiterate people setting up all the AI either.
April 6, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I keep seeing videos about how to use a chain of LLMs and shit to take a date from a note app and send it to a calendar.
Like good lord, they have APIs. It's not a hard integration. I get not everyone is a dev, but I can't imagine it's totally tech illiterate people setting up all the AI either.
Like good lord, they have APIs. It's not a hard integration. I get not everyone is a dev, but I can't imagine it's totally tech illiterate people setting up all the AI either.
God damn, the one time a penguin gain a higher level of intelligence for just a brief moment, he uses it to do an export
April 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
God damn, the one time a penguin gain a higher level of intelligence for just a brief moment, he uses it to do an export
Doesn't that mean somehow there was a trade defecit?
I can only assume this means one of those penguins has somehow obtained a phone and learned how to make online purchases
either happiest penguin ever, most depressed. Depends on what he's ordering I guess. Tools? OK. Pizzas? Someone check on him
I can only assume this means one of those penguins has somehow obtained a phone and learned how to make online purchases
either happiest penguin ever, most depressed. Depends on what he's ordering I guess. Tools? OK. Pizzas? Someone check on him
April 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Doesn't that mean somehow there was a trade defecit?
I can only assume this means one of those penguins has somehow obtained a phone and learned how to make online purchases
either happiest penguin ever, most depressed. Depends on what he's ordering I guess. Tools? OK. Pizzas? Someone check on him
I can only assume this means one of those penguins has somehow obtained a phone and learned how to make online purchases
either happiest penguin ever, most depressed. Depends on what he's ordering I guess. Tools? OK. Pizzas? Someone check on him