Level: Impossible

Yeah, March in St. Louis can be awful. But one or two of those is preferable to October, November, February, and March. And better than the team playing almost all away games for 4 months straight.

“Watching” a shitty baseball team, tho.

He forgets a lot. But the worst is that he’s just really gd boring. No amusing anecdotes, no insight that’s not from the media guide. Abner Doubledip should stick to “when I played” stories and leave PBP to Rooney.

I really dislike him 😆

I feel the same way about Horton. He’s…fine? as the color guy but bad as PBP.

The STL office just got a ton of new agents!

The only other possible contender is fresh-from-the-broiler Famous Barr French onion soup. It doesn’t have the sticking qualities of provel, but onions in the eyes might compensate.