jessebeller
bellrrrr.bsky.social
jessebeller
@bellrrrr.bsky.social
i think that i think, therefore i think that i am. he/him
Not merely directing agency decisions, but directing DOJ decisions!
April 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I would love to read a profile of this guy. 10 minutes of googling and scrolling his YouTube has raised a lot of questions
April 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The good news is now you can just google up some new the onion content
May 23, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Every decade begins in its fifth year and lasts until the fourth year of the following decade. 60s are 65-74, 70s are 75-84, 80s are 85-94 etc
May 14, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Tbh it doesn’t look very straightriotic to me
January 4, 2024 at 9:25 PM
It’s honestly shocking
December 20, 2023 at 5:23 AM
I’ve also loved everything I’ve ever read from Ursula K. Le Guin
December 17, 2023 at 6:49 PM
I’m big into genre fiction. Last year I plowed through all the Jack Reacher novels, which are a little silly but a lot of fun, and then the Aubrey/Maturin master & commander novels, which are excellent but definitely imperialist.
December 17, 2023 at 6:47 PM
Also, my favorite fact about borscht is that the Japanese have a concept of “The Three Grand Soups of the World,” which actually includes four soups, and borscht is one of them

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Three grand soups - Wikipedia
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December 17, 2023 at 1:03 AM
What kind of magical borscht stays hot for half an hour!?
December 17, 2023 at 12:58 AM
I started at this for five minutes trying to figure out what some of those states in the middle could possibly be. If I had looked at New England first, instead of feeling assured that I knew it backwards and forward, I’d have gotten there sooner.
December 15, 2023 at 6:24 PM
Shut the front door!

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Prince Charles breakdancing
Subscribe to Iconic: http://bit.ly/zVEuIYPrince Charles showing off his moves on the dance floor.
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December 15, 2023 at 4:18 AM
Short listed for least credible ways they could have possibly portrayed him
December 15, 2023 at 2:27 AM
They put in a scene of Charles building rapport with inner city youths??? By BREAKDANCING???!?!??!
December 15, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Yeah, I bet it does. Bubby Dena sounds like a woman of wisdom and discernment
December 14, 2023 at 7:59 PM
I also came to ask about flanken in chicken soup. Not that it sounds bad, just…out of the box
December 14, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Also, is it mere coincidence that the principal he reported for bullying, the DA bringing charges against him, and the judge hearing the case all have the same last name?
December 14, 2023 at 7:39 PM
This whole story is bonkers. The school district has had cops arrest 3102 students in the last two and a half years, averaging 135 arrests per month!? And most of those arrests are for felonies!?!?!?!
December 14, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Whole is also usually more expensive than sliced
December 14, 2023 at 7:06 PM
Very sad news. What a loss.
December 13, 2023 at 3:20 AM
Equal parts Doritos liqueur and Panera Charged Lemonade, served over ice. Garnish with lime and adderall
December 12, 2023 at 11:58 PM
Nightmare blunt rotation
December 10, 2023 at 9:40 PM
“School lunch debt” Is such a darkly dystopian phrase
December 8, 2023 at 5:21 AM
Excellent shadows, excellent colors, excellent crumbling facade, excellent window a/c units, excellent missing sign, excellent papered over windows, excellent glimpse of a potted plant 👌
December 7, 2023 at 3:54 AM
V nice
November 28, 2023 at 6:33 AM