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Neighborhood Guy
@bellringerwins.bsky.social
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The Midwest begins where neurosis ends. Chicago 🇵🇱 🇺🇸 Don’t be a jagoff!
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If true, very cool.
A manhole cover from Oklahoma City has a map of part of the city and a blue dot showing where the manhole cover is located.
October 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ald Rey Lopez taking a lot of flack in Brighton Park right now. His missing signature won’t help him any more than this photo does.
Picture of Chicago Alderman Rey Lopez smiling with fascist Tom Homan
October 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Murphy’s Bleachers with the epic sign above posterized Mets fan.
Side of Murphy’s Bleachers next to Wrigley Field in Chicago saying “Cubs vs. New York’s version of the White Sox today @6:40”
September 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Self proclaimed
Large stage at CPAC in red, white and mostly blue with the crawl in the video sign above saying “we are all domestic terrorists.”
September 23, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Cartoon of a worm driving an Apple 🍎 car with the words “My other car is RFK Jr’s Brain” on the side
September 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Pretty sure it’s 💯 that it’s a bottle of Jack
Lenny from Motörhead standing on the street in black jeans and a black jacket with a skull & crossbones patch holding a bottle tightly wrapped in a brown paper bag
September 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Allegedly 35 lbs of Meth attempted to be smuggled LA to Tokyo but caught here. Better here than caught in Tokyo, they don’t play with drugs there.
A traveling bag open revealing 3 large clear plastic bags showing a white substance
September 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Steve Hofstetter hasn’t been quiet
Comedian Steve Hofstetter pictured at a microphone: “ABC JUST SUSPENDED JIMMY KIMMEL. WHY? FOR SAYING CHARLIE KIRK'S KILLER WAS PROBABLY MAGA. YEP. THAT'S ALL HE SAID. MAYBE ABC SAW TV ADVERTISING DWINDLING AND DECIDED TO LEAN HEAVILY INTO SELLING SHEETS AND PILLOWCASES." At the bottom”and I bet the ‘free speech absolutists’ will be quiet about this.”
September 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Post of all the Chicago Cubs players above “Postseason CLINCHED, Fly the W!”
September 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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I claim this same power and so should you. What that means is up to you.
"Marco Rubio has claimed the power to designate people terrorist supporters based solely on what they think and say," Stern said, "even if what they say doesn't include a word about a terrorist organization or terrorism."
September 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Women sitting in a club with the words “All female nightclub closes on opening night because no one bought a section or a single bottle of liquor.”
September 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Has anybody ever written a book explaining Wisconsin drinking culture? It honestly stands alone.
Map shows highest and lowest rates of excessive drinking.
MP of the United States showing states and counties showing highest and lowest rates of excessive drinking. Most of the country is yellow (middling levels) but the entire state of Wisconsin is in red, maroon, violet and purple. The highest levels.
September 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Picture of the late comedian Norm MacDonald saying “You know, with Charlie Kirk, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don’t care for him.” - Norm Macdonald Tribute Joke
September 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Medieval painting of Jesus between two thieves with the words “there has always been crime so cope better.”
September 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I guess the subscribers to the “follows Babylon Bee” list won’t see this. 😂
Don’t be soft. Not THAT soft at least!
Cracker Barrel logo changed to include the confederate flag and name changed to “the south will rise again.” Satire
August 28, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Oh yeah, we are so back baby. We gonna win those national elections.
Photo of a Bluesky exchange where I replied “I stopped reading a “cis” and the original poster blocked me.
August 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Three cartoon frames from the Simpsons. Frame one is Moe throwing Cracker Barrel’s “old man” marketing device out of his bar. Frame two is Moe wiping his hands together job finished. Frame three is “old man” reappearing behind Moe inside the bar as Moe looks out the doorway.
August 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Clouds (representing heaven?) with retired brands like Uncle Ben, Aunt Jemima, the Land o Lakes Indian and I think cream of wheat. Three black marketing symbols and one indigenous, greeting the old man and barrel retired from Cracker Barrel restaurant imaging with a “WELCOME CRACKER!”
August 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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One picture of a paper with a Republican elephant saying “woke nonsense,” and another with a Democrat donkey saying “purity test.” Under that “corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.” Under that a woman business attire saying “they’re the same picture.”
August 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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A cartoon man in a suit and tie drawn in just black on a white background reaches his hand out toward the viewer as if to shake hands. The words “Mr Dunning! Mr Kruger! Nice to meet you” across the top and bottom
August 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Libertarians stopped worrying about an overly controlling government now that they have one harming the people they don't like so they are just concerned with home repairs.

It’s such a self own in these times and they are oblivious!
Post by a Libertarian Group from Facebook showing a sign at Home Depot saying “Dear Custimer, it did illegal for an unlicensed person to perform regulated gas, plumbing or drainage work.” Under that on the sign is a handwritten “stop me.” Above all of that is an Ayn Rand quote “the question isn’t who is going to let me , it’s who is going to stop me?”
August 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Photo shows a doctor telling a patient “my advice is eat more food from the ocean.” At the bottom is a man standing in a large body of water with a pig saying “swim you fat bastard.”
August 19, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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A map of Illinois by population density showing a huge spike for Chicago and smaller ones for other cities and towns with almost zero change for vast areas of farm fields where few live.
August 17, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Omaha NE I think, but would fit right in on the SouthSide of Chicago.
Picture of a white building with two windows containing neon beer signs. The sign above says “Alderman’s Bar” in green on white with shamrocks scattered around.
August 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Funnier if it wasn’t also true that a great many (most?) Irishmen and women on the Southside have what they have because of the very same corrupt Democratic Party. In fact, their daddies and grandads WERE the corruption!

Still funny tho 😂

(From 4-5 yrs ago but, no my Mick friends, I won’t let go)
Photo of McNally’s, an Irish bar on the SouthSide of Chicago, with a sign saying: “WE PAY COM ED & COM ED FUNDS THE CORRUPT DEMOCRATIC PARTY.”
August 12, 2025 at 6:25 PM