The Belladonna Comedy
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The Belladonna is a comedy and satire site by women and marginalized genders for everyone. Because we aren't funny. We're hilarious. 🌺💉
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“‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social
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December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
“‘The Witcher’ is still on, though given reviews of Season Four, our viewers seem to agree it shouldn’t be.” By @blythewrites.bsky.social
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“Hands down, worst first memory EVER.” By @nathrvatin.bsky.social
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December 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
“Hands down, worst first memory EVER.” By @nathrvatin.bsky.social
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“Nothing says ‘strong female lead’ like a woman wielding a medieval weapon, preferably on fire.” By Heidi Lux
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December 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Nothing says ‘strong female lead’ like a woman wielding a medieval weapon, preferably on fire.” By Heidi Lux
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“Forget bedtime, mom, there’s drama at the third-grade cafeteria table, and now is the time to spill the tea.” By Maggie Ashley
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December 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Forget bedtime, mom, there’s drama at the third-grade cafeteria table, and now is the time to spill the tea.” By Maggie Ashley
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“I’ll be turning this heartbreak into latte art.” By Lisa Zheutlin
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December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“I’ll be turning this heartbreak into latte art.” By Lisa Zheutlin
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November 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“You still need gift suggestions from me? How? I am truly the EASIEST person to shop for.” By Megan Rogers
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November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“You still need gift suggestions from me? How? I am truly the EASIEST person to shop for.” By Megan Rogers
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“This year, don’t trot. Trounce.” By Karen Scholl
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November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
“This year, don’t trot. Trounce.” By Karen Scholl
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“Why 17, you ask? Because it’s exactly all you’ll need for the rest of your life.”
By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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November 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Why 17, you ask? Because it’s exactly all you’ll need for the rest of your life.”
By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Patient presented to hen party with acute reluctance, aversion to maid of honour and an inflammatory response to Natasha Beddingfield’s Unwritten.” By Alice Wilson
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November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Patient presented to hen party with acute reluctance, aversion to maid of honour and an inflammatory response to Natasha Beddingfield’s Unwritten.” By Alice Wilson
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“Figures have been converted from South Korean won to US dollars during translation.” By Ji Son
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November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“Figures have been converted from South Korean won to US dollars during translation.” By Ji Son
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“Get ready to burn, bruh.” By @leannehope.bsky.social
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November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Get ready to burn, bruh.” By @leannehope.bsky.social
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“You’re a regular Jerry Seinfeld, dude!” By Emily Kapp
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November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
“You’re a regular Jerry Seinfeld, dude!” By Emily Kapp
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“Gently used memorabilia from the worst place on earth. One size fits most.” By Tessia Sue Phillips
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November 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Gently used memorabilia from the worst place on earth. One size fits most.” By Tessia Sue Phillips
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“We know your fertility window is closing FAST, so we got you this $10-off coupon for window washing!” By Caroline Santinelli
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“We know your fertility window is closing FAST, so we got you this $10-off coupon for window washing!” By Caroline Santinelli
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“Describing your collection of old hair kept in Pez dispensers is a bad idea.” By @jacbateman.bsky.social
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November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Describing your collection of old hair kept in Pez dispensers is a bad idea.” By @jacbateman.bsky.social
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“Diversity is a plus, so please submit even if you are platinum blonde or a slightly brassier platinum blonde! Might be able to consider a buttery blonde for the right girl.” By Heidi Lux
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November 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“Diversity is a plus, so please submit even if you are platinum blonde or a slightly brassier platinum blonde! Might be able to consider a buttery blonde for the right girl.” By Heidi Lux
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“I enter a veritable chamber of horrors.” By @kellihuggins.bsky.social
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November 11, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“I enter a veritable chamber of horrors.” By @kellihuggins.bsky.social
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“Do Women Deserve Respect in the Workplace? The Answer Might Surprise You.” By Rachael Mason
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November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
“Do Women Deserve Respect in the Workplace? The Answer Might Surprise You.” By Rachael Mason
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“God, here. This can’t wait. Despite having all the power and control, I need your support now more than ever.” By Sarah Perret-Goluboff
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November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“God, here. This can’t wait. Despite having all the power and control, I need your support now more than ever.” By Sarah Perret-Goluboff
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November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“One affair? He’s human. Seven? Bye-bye, international box office.” By Melanie DeCarolis
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November 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“One affair? He’s human. Seven? Bye-bye, international box office.” By Melanie DeCarolis
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“That’s right: my hobby is now a business!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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November 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“That’s right: my hobby is now a business!” By @daniellebkoenig.bsky.social
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“Remember, the experience should make your friend feel terrible!” By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
“Remember, the experience should make your friend feel terrible!” By @lilyehirsch.bsky.social
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