Bellacissa ⚛️
@bellacissa.bsky.social
Widow/forever wife of Dominus, Dark's mom/biggest fan, M*A*S*H and Star Wars fangirl, atheist, and a liberal Texan. We do exist!
I cuss and I know things.
Hellsite handle: @thebellacissa
I cuss and I know things.
Hellsite handle: @thebellacissa
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Bellacissa ⚛️
@bellacissa.bsky.social
· Nov 8
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As we all settle into the coming four years, remember what Sidney told us:
Anger turned inward is depression.
Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
Be Hawkeye. 🍸🪖
#MASH
Anger turned inward is depression.
Anger turned sideways is Hawkeye.
Be Hawkeye. 🍸🪖
#MASH
I've been gone for a good long while because I've been fighting the good fight over on the hellsite. Add any great protest signs you've seen here, and I'll flood the zone with them over there. I know not everyone is in a position to fight back, but I am. So, I will.
June 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I've been gone for a good long while because I've been fighting the good fight over on the hellsite. Add any great protest signs you've seen here, and I'll flood the zone with them over there. I know not everyone is in a position to fight back, but I am. So, I will.
One of two things has happened here. Either he's lost JUST enough money for him to feel it, or the Orange Pariah kicked him to the curb.
Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈
Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈
April 22, 2025 at 12:10 PM
One of two things has happened here. Either he's lost JUST enough money for him to feel it, or the Orange Pariah kicked him to the curb.
Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈
Doesn't matter really. We're all in, Musky Butt. You can stay or you can fold, but the hits will keep on coming. 😈
Happiness is...
The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence
The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence
a person is riding a lawn mower on a lush green field .
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April 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Happiness is...
The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence
The mowers showing up BEFORE my morning conference call instead of right in the middle of it. #WFH #EnjoyTheSilence
That's alright. I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I guess it's time to make bootlegging great again.
April 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That's alright. I'm only an hour from the Oklahoma border. I guess it's time to make bootlegging great again.
If you love Val Kilmer, check out the POP CULTURE BASEMENT podcast hosted by my friend,
@mikejamison.bsky.social.
In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him.
What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?
@mikejamison.bsky.social.
In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him.
What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?
Val Kilmer. An icon who played icons. Jim Morrison. Elvis. Batman. Iceman. Moses. Doc Holliday. Join Mike as he welcomes @bellacissa.bsky.social to the POP CULTURE BASEMENT for this special retrospective episode on the career of a Hollywood legend.
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Tribute Special - Val Kilmer
Podcast Episode · Pop Culture Basement · 04/15/2025 · 1h 12m
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April 15, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If you love Val Kilmer, check out the POP CULTURE BASEMENT podcast hosted by my friend,
@mikejamison.bsky.social.
In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him.
What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?
@mikejamison.bsky.social.
In this special edition, we talk about the great roles Val Kilmer played, his dedication to the craft, and yes, my teenage crush on him.
What's your favorite Val Kilmer performance?
I'd like to think I won't be petty and dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job, but I'm petty and I will absolutely dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job.
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April 12, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I'd like to think I won't be petty and dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job, but I'm petty and I will absolutely dance in the streets when the Big Macs finally do their job.
I have two options on this fine Saturday. Catch up on house cleaning or flop my happy ass down on the couch and rest after a week of chaos.
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
a living room with a black couch and a wooden coffee table
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April 12, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I have two options on this fine Saturday. Catch up on house cleaning or flop my happy ass down on the couch and rest after a week of chaos.
Decisions, decisions.
Decisions, decisions.
I, too, would like to cuddle a water sausage. Despite living in a landlocked subdivision in North Texas with exactly zero chance of ever finding a water sausage to cuddle, I will add this to my bucket list.
April 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I, too, would like to cuddle a water sausage. Despite living in a landlocked subdivision in North Texas with exactly zero chance of ever finding a water sausage to cuddle, I will add this to my bucket list.
"I'd never use ChatGPT because I can think for myself."
I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly.
It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.
I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly.
It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.
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April 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"I'd never use ChatGPT because I can think for myself."
I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly.
It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.
I use it daily for very specific things. But, first, I spent MONTHS teaching it how to do the things I need it to do. It's a valuable tool because I learned how to use it correctly.
It's an LLM, not a genie in a bottle or a Magic 8 Ball.
I currently have one parent getting chemo and the other in the hospital with a fractured pelvis.
It's been a stressful weekend to say the least.
And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
It's been a stressful weekend to say the least.
And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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April 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I currently have one parent getting chemo and the other in the hospital with a fractured pelvis.
It's been a stressful weekend to say the least.
And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
It's been a stressful weekend to say the least.
And now, the #OrangeMonday stock market crash is inevitable.
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
Am I the only one who wouldn't even know who #GeorgeSoros is if the RWNJs didn't insist we were all being paid by him? 😆
Me searching for my check:
Me searching for my check:
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April 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Am I the only one who wouldn't even know who #GeorgeSoros is if the RWNJs didn't insist we were all being paid by him? 😆
Me searching for my check:
Me searching for my check:
The right in 2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!
The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!
a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "
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April 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The right in 2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!
The right in 2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the WORST thing ever!
The right in 2025: Trump is going to put us into a recession! This is the BEST thing ever!
Every RWNJ on the hellsite:
2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!
2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!
a black and white photo of a train with the caption " all aboard the hypocritical hate train !! "
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April 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Every RWNJ on the hellsite:
2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!
2008: Obama got us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2021: Biden is going to put us into a recession! This is the worst thing ever!
2025: Trump will put us into a recession! This is the best thing ever!
The penguins from the uninhabited islands are pissed at their new 10% tariff and are marching on Washington. They'll save us all!
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April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
The penguins from the uninhabited islands are pissed at their new 10% tariff and are marching on Washington. They'll save us all!
We only have streaming services at home, not cable, so I'm not used to commercials anymore.
I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming.
So. Many. Drug. Commercials.
I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming.
So. Many. Drug. Commercials.
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April 2, 2025 at 1:55 PM
We only have streaming services at home, not cable, so I'm not used to commercials anymore.
I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming.
So. Many. Drug. Commercials.
I'm at my parents' house, and they only have cable, no streaming.
So. Many. Drug. Commercials.
This one hurts. Soar among the stars, #ValKilmer.
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April 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
This one hurts. Soar among the stars, #ValKilmer.
Yesterday, Luna the Diva decided to "help" my son with his guitar pick fulfillment work. Because flopping on top of the picks is so helpful. 😆
April 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Yesterday, Luna the Diva decided to "help" my son with his guitar pick fulfillment work. Because flopping on top of the picks is so helpful. 😆
Me: I'd really like to trim the holly bushes out front. I'll absolutely do it early in the morning or late in the evening so that you can do your very important honey bee things during the day.
Bees: We're going to be here 24/7, lady. No bush trimming for you. Get ready to fight the HOA. 🐝
Bees: We're going to be here 24/7, lady. No bush trimming for you. Get ready to fight the HOA. 🐝
March 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me: I'd really like to trim the holly bushes out front. I'll absolutely do it early in the morning or late in the evening so that you can do your very important honey bee things during the day.
Bees: We're going to be here 24/7, lady. No bush trimming for you. Get ready to fight the HOA. 🐝
Bees: We're going to be here 24/7, lady. No bush trimming for you. Get ready to fight the HOA. 🐝
That frantic, mad, braless dash to get the trash out to the curb in time when you forgot that it's trash day will wake you right up. #TrashDash
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March 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
That frantic, mad, braless dash to get the trash out to the curb in time when you forgot that it's trash day will wake you right up. #TrashDash
One of my specialties in the tech world is my unique ability to break things. I'm not a dev, not a programmer, but give me a keyboard and some software to QA and I will absolutely break it in a way that "no other user" has done before.
I love it. It's my favorite part of the job.
I love it. It's my favorite part of the job.
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March 27, 2025 at 1:02 PM
One of my specialties in the tech world is my unique ability to break things. I'm not a dev, not a programmer, but give me a keyboard and some software to QA and I will absolutely break it in a way that "no other user" has done before.
I love it. It's my favorite part of the job.
I love it. It's my favorite part of the job.
Two things:
1) Jeffrey Goldberg didn't "sneak" in. He was added by Michael Waltz.
2) The "disappearing message" time is set to one week on purpose. That's so that the messages will not be kept as part of official government communications records.
No documentation equals no paper trail.
1) Jeffrey Goldberg didn't "sneak" in. He was added by Michael Waltz.
2) The "disappearing message" time is set to one week on purpose. That's so that the messages will not be kept as part of official government communications records.
No documentation equals no paper trail.
March 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Two things:
1) Jeffrey Goldberg didn't "sneak" in. He was added by Michael Waltz.
2) The "disappearing message" time is set to one week on purpose. That's so that the messages will not be kept as part of official government communications records.
No documentation equals no paper trail.
1) Jeffrey Goldberg didn't "sneak" in. He was added by Michael Waltz.
2) The "disappearing message" time is set to one week on purpose. That's so that the messages will not be kept as part of official government communications records.
No documentation equals no paper trail.
Hegseth, Vance, and their dumpster fire of minions are out here talking about war plans like they're hanging out at the local bar.
Mission critical plans are not discussed outside of SCIFs for for a reason. And they're CERTAINLY not discussed on a mobile phone group chat, FFS.
Charge them all.
Mission critical plans are not discussed outside of SCIFs for for a reason. And they're CERTAINLY not discussed on a mobile phone group chat, FFS.
Charge them all.
March 26, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hegseth, Vance, and their dumpster fire of minions are out here talking about war plans like they're hanging out at the local bar.
Mission critical plans are not discussed outside of SCIFs for for a reason. And they're CERTAINLY not discussed on a mobile phone group chat, FFS.
Charge them all.
Mission critical plans are not discussed outside of SCIFs for for a reason. And they're CERTAINLY not discussed on a mobile phone group chat, FFS.
Charge them all.
Nothing classified, huh? Just attack plans including the exact timeline WITH timestamps.
Thank you, @theatlantic.com, for stepping up and showing everyone what "nothing classified" means to this administration.
It's a gift link, everyone. You can read it for yourself.
Thank you, @theatlantic.com, for stepping up and showing everyone what "nothing classified" means to this administration.
It's a gift link, everyone. You can read it for yourself.
Houthi PC small group attack plans GIFT LINK: www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
March 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Nothing classified, huh? Just attack plans including the exact timeline WITH timestamps.
Thank you, @theatlantic.com, for stepping up and showing everyone what "nothing classified" means to this administration.
It's a gift link, everyone. You can read it for yourself.
Thank you, @theatlantic.com, for stepping up and showing everyone what "nothing classified" means to this administration.
It's a gift link, everyone. You can read it for yourself.
Words are my weapon and I'm a DAMN good shot. So, it's time for me to go on the offensive and start hitting back with logic, reason, and wit as we move into midterms season.
If I see a politician, RWNJ influencer, or sycophant pop off, I will retort in kind. And, they're not gonna like it. 😈
If I see a politician, RWNJ influencer, or sycophant pop off, I will retort in kind. And, they're not gonna like it. 😈
March 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Words are my weapon and I'm a DAMN good shot. So, it's time for me to go on the offensive and start hitting back with logic, reason, and wit as we move into midterms season.
If I see a politician, RWNJ influencer, or sycophant pop off, I will retort in kind. And, they're not gonna like it. 😈
If I see a politician, RWNJ influencer, or sycophant pop off, I will retort in kind. And, they're not gonna like it. 😈
I wonder if he said "texting" in case he gets hauled in front of Congress for lying through his bourbon-soaked teeth. A Signal group chat is likely not TECHNICALLY texting. It's messaging through an app.
March 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I wonder if he said "texting" in case he gets hauled in front of Congress for lying through his bourbon-soaked teeth. A Signal group chat is likely not TECHNICALLY texting. It's messaging through an app.