@belilmathielelf.bsky.social
"ATTENTION MUST BE PAID."
May 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"ATTENTION MUST BE PAID."
Making bets with vendors is how you get free stuff
May 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Making bets with vendors is how you get free stuff
The horrors persist, but I endure.
April 12, 2025 at 5:16 AM
The horrors persist, but I endure.
Me: hey, do you need a new diaper?
E: *immediately runs away* No! I hiding!
E: *immediately runs away* No! I hiding!
February 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Me: hey, do you need a new diaper?
E: *immediately runs away* No! I hiding!
E: *immediately runs away* No! I hiding!
I had forgotten how hard rollerblading was on your ankles
February 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I had forgotten how hard rollerblading was on your ankles
You don't have to drink the whole sea to know it's salty
February 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You don't have to drink the whole sea to know it's salty
You don't need an occasion to have cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches
January 21, 2025 at 5:42 AM
You don't need an occasion to have cucumber and cream cheese sandwiches
36 is nice so far
January 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
36 is nice so far
Go to bed & sleep there.
January 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Go to bed & sleep there.
If anyone hears my son say "Mommy broken", it's not an astute characterization of my mental health but rather part of our process to get him to stop nursing and eat more "regular" food
December 19, 2024 at 4:24 AM
If anyone hears my son say "Mommy broken", it's not an astute characterization of my mental health but rather part of our process to get him to stop nursing and eat more "regular" food
How do I tell my brain that just because I didn't realize I ate both halves of my bagel, doesn't mean that I have to get another one so I can "enjoy it more" and that I'm already full?
December 4, 2024 at 4:35 PM
How do I tell my brain that just because I didn't realize I ate both halves of my bagel, doesn't mean that I have to get another one so I can "enjoy it more" and that I'm already full?
Go see a therapist.
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Go see a therapist.
My family members are not good go-betweens. If you want me to know something, tell me directly, there is only a 50/50 chance they'll remember to tell me or tell me the whole thing!
November 27, 2024 at 12:10 AM
My family members are not good go-betweens. If you want me to know something, tell me directly, there is only a 50/50 chance they'll remember to tell me or tell me the whole thing!
Me: I want to be where the people are!
My family: but there are people there?
My family: but there are people there?
November 21, 2024 at 11:34 PM
Me: I want to be where the people are!
My family: but there are people there?
My family: but there are people there?
I wanted a quesadilla but we had exactly 0 tortillas, so I ate half a box of Ritz Bits (cheese) instead 🤷🏼♀️
November 19, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I wanted a quesadilla but we had exactly 0 tortillas, so I ate half a box of Ritz Bits (cheese) instead 🤷🏼♀️
For anyone who plays Pokemon TCGP, find me: 7434326000698714
November 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
For anyone who plays Pokemon TCGP, find me: 7434326000698714
It's nice to be with friends and family
November 17, 2024 at 2:00 AM
It's nice to be with friends and family
hello brave new world
November 15, 2024 at 4:44 PM
hello brave new world