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PANEL 1: Captain Cosmos is crying and holding a ray gun on three children listening to a space radio. COSMOS: "They trained me in space cop school to have no trouble shooting a child!" PANEL 2: Cosmos holds the gun at child 1. CHILD 1: "Why did they teach you to kill children?" COSMOS: "In case we're ever afraid, EVER!" PANEL 3: Cosmos holds the gun at child 2. CHILD 2: "Mister, I'm afraid right now!" COSMOS: "I decide who is scared and why!" PANEL 4: Child 1 and 3 are now being targeted by the gun. CHILD 1: "Officer, what did we even do?" CHILD 3: "We'll stop -- honest!" PANEL 5: Closeup on the weeping Captain Cosmos, still furious, still pointing the space gun at the children. COSMOS: "First you little fuckers have to admit that everything I did is right and good and that space cops are brave and strong forever!"
March 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
belchingcultist.bsky.social
quote skeets are an important way to co-opt skeets for your own purposes, and jerks like this are trying to take it from us!
elegantmeats.bsky.social Matt I dunno man @elegantmeats.bsky.social · Oct 19
They should not have included quote tweeting on this new website. Incentivizes bad posting.
October 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM