Mark
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The greaseproof paper from this morning’s (5pm) breakfast hash browns looks really vaguely like a map of the world.
December 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The greaseproof paper from this morning’s (5pm) breakfast hash browns looks really vaguely like a map of the world.
Three times today, a fly has gotten into my house; and three times today, I have opened a window and it has immediately flown out. Did flies suddenly get clever?
October 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Three times today, a fly has gotten into my house; and three times today, I have opened a window and it has immediately flown out. Did flies suddenly get clever?
Just passed a man sheepishly carrying a small watermelon.
October 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Just passed a man sheepishly carrying a small watermelon.
Being in a bed with the duvet skewed and the pillows all over the place is so deliciously louche.
August 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Being in a bed with the duvet skewed and the pillows all over the place is so deliciously louche.
Chaps, not to brag, but I just passed neath a very cool bridge.
August 9, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chaps, not to brag, but I just passed neath a very cool bridge.
I had two separate tinnituses today, and they harmonised with each other.
July 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I had two separate tinnituses today, and they harmonised with each other.
A fun thing I learnt today is that diabetes used to be known as “evil pissing”.
May 23, 2025 at 3:44 PM
A fun thing I learnt today is that diabetes used to be known as “evil pissing”.
Doing something to get out of a bad mood should be called irking off.
March 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Doing something to get out of a bad mood should be called irking off.
I can’t believe I had one of those holographic Windows CDs once and got rid of it. It’s like having once been an owner of the Mona Lisa but you threw it away because you thought it garbage, which it is, but now you think it’s at least pretty.
December 28, 2024 at 12:38 AM
I can’t believe I had one of those holographic Windows CDs once and got rid of it. It’s like having once been an owner of the Mona Lisa but you threw it away because you thought it garbage, which it is, but now you think it’s at least pretty.
And with that first sentence, a new tradition is born
Let's look at a box for Boxing Day!
This small box has a sliding lid and three compartments inside, and may have been used to store personal items. Sadly, this particular box was empty.
Discover more objects recovered from the Mary Rose in our artefact gallery - https://maryrose.org/artefacts/
This small box has a sliding lid and three compartments inside, and may have been used to store personal items. Sadly, this particular box was empty.
Discover more objects recovered from the Mary Rose in our artefact gallery - https://maryrose.org/artefacts/
December 26, 2024 at 10:57 PM
And with that first sentence, a new tradition is born
Do you think plants see gardens as a kind of zoo or prison, or as a kind of luxury hotel?
December 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Do you think plants see gardens as a kind of zoo or prison, or as a kind of luxury hotel?
This sign is near the entrance to a school, and I always enjoy how it feels like someone’s critique of the pupils and staff.
December 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
This sign is near the entrance to a school, and I always enjoy how it feels like someone’s critique of the pupils and staff.
Popped into the library. The staircase smells like dry piss today and the art on the top floor was good. It still is, presumably; I’m not looking at it any more but object permanence implies it’s still there and in the same condition.
October 26, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Popped into the library. The staircase smells like dry piss today and the art on the top floor was good. It still is, presumably; I’m not looking at it any more but object permanence implies it’s still there and in the same condition.