I'm a little embarrassed because I now realize that those are not peonies. (I think they are carnations. Not that good with flowers!) Not to mention that hair of mine. What was that all about? Here are some actual peonies.

Are you going to have her on your podcast?

I think it means giving it the ability to fart and belch.

(I hope I'm not violating some copyright law here. If so I'll take it down!)

I think if I say it fast enough, they won't even know what hit them.