Not at all surprising that men love run clubs; they love running! Away.

I don't think my father, the 12-foot skeleton from Home Depot, would be too pleased to hear about this.

Started watching Severance and it is BONKERS ok it’s crazy stuff but the least believable part is that a man would love his wife that much send tweet.

Men: why do you need CONSTANT reassurance 🙄 you know I love you can you not just know it?

Female friendships:

I think there are very few issues on earth that would not be solved if you gave the job to A Woman Scorned by the system the issue exists in.

We shouldn’t have to fix everything but it’s not fixing its fuckn self.

I’m just built different (badly)

Why can’t we save drafts here? I need drafts :( am I missing something is it actually possible to save drafts? My drafts on X are a beautiful nightmare akin to the Notes App.

Nothing is as insurmountable to me as a small, achievable task

Me if I were Kanye West:

“Everybody want to know what I would do, if I didn’t have ADHD…

I guess we’ll never know 🙋‍♀️🏆🧜‍♀️ (and it kinda sucks actually cus it’d have been fab like I have so much potential just no ability to implement it gah help 🫠👽🥲)”

I’ve decided that having a boyfriend does not fit my brand; I need a husband, or a gaggle of bisexual boys that worship me, do my bidding and buy me milkshakes, nothing in between.

Apply within.

Life hack for ADHDers: make the stakes WAYTOOHIGH; treat small tasks most people handle with ease as if they are life or death, so you have no choice but to do them cus you’ll be fired/cause a fire otherwise.

Your nervous system? Shot. But! Your tasks? Half done kinda.

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