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Andre
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#fuck #you
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Andre @being-andre.bsky.social · 10d
Tone isn't conveyed in text all that goodlyz so I'm assuming everyone thinks I'm this cynical angry grumpy boi who says outrageous shit and is forever sad.

...

All that is true but my TONE is jovial and snarky.

#fuck #you

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I need help.

#I #won't #get #any
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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I frequently wish death upon people.

#oh #the #irony #yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Hospital stickers

🙂👍
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I am still alive.

I need to make a change tho.

... or else I won't be.

#my #last #haiku
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Yay ambulance ride

🚑

#heart #attack
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Alright so you tellin me that everyone in town gave Cindy Lou-Who the same telling of the story where they all confirm that "yeah the mayor totes bullied the Grinch so hard that he ran him outa town and we did nothing ... wonder why he hates us?"

🤔🤷‍♂️

#themayor #was #bragging #about #it #like #wtf
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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So the Grinch was raised by an old lady lesbian swinger couple?

That's pretty dope Ron Howard.

#pretty #dope #indeed
November 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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The perfect depiction of The Joker is Jim Carey as the Grinch minus the saving Christmas part.
November 23, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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It's a 3 step plan
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Progress pic

#doodle #art #abstractart #markers
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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I'm done.
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Love is poison that you willingly take
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Yallz don't deserve me.

#pathetic #idiots
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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"Gifted and talented" as a kid

"Troubled" as an adult

#being #different #is #fun
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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Never ask for help and never help anyone.

#ever
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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It doesn't matter
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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Don't ever let anyone in.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Humor comes from pain.

#I'm #funnier #than #you
November 21, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Yesterday I was angry.

Today sad.

Maybe tomorrow dead?

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November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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I want so badly to share my life story and have people see me and understand me and care for me and be able to trust people.

#sucks #yallz #idiots #aren't #worth #the #pain
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Money is evil.

The only reason I want money is for revenge.

#give #me #money
November 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I haven't blinked a lot this year
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This has possibly been the worst year of my life.

...

#thats #it
November 21, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Today was going pretty okie dokie until my dumb fuck ass friend decided to text me.

#please #leave #me #be
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I am full of hate and sugary snacks
November 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM