Please explain to me, like I’m a child, how the tariff carousel of the last week isn’t insider trading on a global scale. “Hey guys, I’m gonna announce these tariffs. Buy the dip. Don’t worry, they’ll bounce back.”

I’m interested to see if anyone is still rationalizing this.

The vibe at AT&T Plaza in downtown #dallas is awful. Can’t quite put my finger on it but the 1:1 rent-a-cop:pedestrian ratio is a big part of it

I still think the internet was a mistake overall, but I do enjoy the evergreen novelty of telling my car to warm itself up with an app on my phone.

So, right-wingers are cool with EVs now and are rushing to buy Teslas? What about the horrors of mining and lack of convenience and all the other pearl clutching arguments from a year ago?
I can’t tell if being intellectually inconsistent is tiring or blissful.

#Kindle has been pushing this really hard but I always read it as a sarcastic 90s comment. “Yeah you can come to my birthday party, it’s the day after NEVER”

Thermostat SAYS 75 but is giving “office building in the summer” feels

™️ me

Just saw a long line at the drive-thru I’m headed to and made the Orson Welles Paul Masson noise

Where is @betoorourke.bsky.social and his Skateboard of Justice when we need him? Some sick kickflips would right the ship

If I had $20 I’d bet it on 75% of Americans not even knowing #USAID existed until this week, but 100% of those folks sure have an opinion

Vindication at cops killing someone in a routine traffic stop, regardless of their criminal history, is not the flex liberals think it is.
Come on. “It’s ok if it’s someone I don’t like” is precisely the attitude people took to the streets in 2020 to protest.
And ICE should stand down.

Lawmaking via EO is a really crappy way to run a country, no matter which team is issuing them.

The past…oh I dunno, decade of politics has been really weird, but the one thing I can’t seem to shake is a sitting president having a cryptocoin. Some real Torment Nexus shit.