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@begrudgentoad.bsky.social
the more I hear about this hitler guy the less I like him
Noam Rachvel: *freedom from want but it’s Shabbat dinner and nobody is very happy*
December 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Noam Rachvel: *freedom from want but it’s Shabbat dinner and nobody is very happy*
shelf stable…greats
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
shelf stable…greats
gua sha w a geek bar
December 18, 2025 at 2:54 AM
gua sha w a geek bar
Blind spots are advents of car “manufacturers” in cahoots with big oil to discourage drivers from assuming goose formation, the most fuel efficient path down the 9 lane stretch of I75 north of Atlanta
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Blind spots are advents of car “manufacturers” in cahoots with big oil to discourage drivers from assuming goose formation, the most fuel efficient path down the 9 lane stretch of I75 north of Atlanta
Why chill with Phil when you could hang with Bourdain
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why chill with Phil when you could hang with Bourdain
idk whats on this liberal agenda yall keep talking about but im damn sure its running 10-15 behind
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
idk whats on this liberal agenda yall keep talking about but im damn sure its running 10-15 behind
Saddam huflame
Baby netenyaboo
Osama honey bunladen
Baenito mussosweetie
Bashordy al (that) assad
Baedolf kittieler
Baby netenyaboo
Osama honey bunladen
Baenito mussosweetie
Bashordy al (that) assad
Baedolf kittieler
December 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Saddam huflame
Baby netenyaboo
Osama honey bunladen
Baenito mussosweetie
Bashordy al (that) assad
Baedolf kittieler
Baby netenyaboo
Osama honey bunladen
Baenito mussosweetie
Bashordy al (that) assad
Baedolf kittieler
I’m in the kitchen trying to make the hole of the milk box perpendicular to the direction of gravity and mourning the loss of milk
Due to adhesion
Due to adhesion
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I’m in the kitchen trying to make the hole of the milk box perpendicular to the direction of gravity and mourning the loss of milk
Due to adhesion
Due to adhesion
Sometimes I eat a sandwich in such a way that after I feel like I’ve done well in a competitive sport
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Sometimes I eat a sandwich in such a way that after I feel like I’ve done well in a competitive sport
Blessed are You, oh lord, who bringeth Paneer Tilka Masala with Spinach Basmati Rice to the Trader Joe’s freezer section
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Blessed are You, oh lord, who bringeth Paneer Tilka Masala with Spinach Basmati Rice to the Trader Joe’s freezer section
Many say they’re nursing a beer when they mean they’re drinking it slowly. Not me. My relationship to this Sam Adams is one of nurture
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Many say they’re nursing a beer when they mean they’re drinking it slowly. Not me. My relationship to this Sam Adams is one of nurture
Cacaholding someone by sending a selfie on their toilet
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Cacaholding someone by sending a selfie on their toilet
Call her tangent the way her opposites on my adjacent. She’s doing trigs on it
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Call her tangent the way her opposites on my adjacent. She’s doing trigs on it
Cigarettes After Sex if they aligned more with my personal aesthetic: hey guys thanks for coming to our show we’re Cereal After Midnight
December 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Cigarettes After Sex if they aligned more with my personal aesthetic: hey guys thanks for coming to our show we’re Cereal After Midnight
thirsty at french mcdonald’s: hey can i get eauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
thirsty at french mcdonald’s: hey can i get eauuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
she kvetch on my schvantz till I kvell
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
she kvetch on my schvantz till I kvell
sapiosexual tokophobics be like I love head
December 18, 2025 at 2:47 AM
sapiosexual tokophobics be like I love head
call her situations the way I insert myself. wait
December 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
call her situations the way I insert myself. wait
this post Summer Edition RedBull heartburn is probably what my car feels like after i fill up on Maximum Lead Content Gasoline. Gotta remember to throw a Tums Antacid in there now and then
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
this post Summer Edition RedBull heartburn is probably what my car feels like after i fill up on Maximum Lead Content Gasoline. Gotta remember to throw a Tums Antacid in there now and then
after failing to find an off duty pilot on the flight: who feels like they could lock in rn
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
after failing to find an off duty pilot on the flight: who feels like they could lock in rn
baby shoes for sale. enormous child
December 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
baby shoes for sale. enormous child
“Frog And Toad Are Friends” (as opposed to the colloquial “Frog and Toad”) is too often mistaken to be a rejection of this couple’s queerness. Rather, the full length title serves to expose children to the tragedy of queer erasure
December 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
“Frog And Toad Are Friends” (as opposed to the colloquial “Frog and Toad”) is too often mistaken to be a rejection of this couple’s queerness. Rather, the full length title serves to expose children to the tragedy of queer erasure