Sky Leigh
@beginproof.bsky.social
She/Her. Math student, rarely smart, sometimes clever, with a dash of hyperfixation on crafting, politics, and pop culture
"I was going to make croissants if you wanted to make them for me."
February 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
"I was going to make croissants if you wanted to make them for me."
"at least I'm not the Chiefs" - Drake, probably
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"at least I'm not the Chiefs" - Drake, probably
Did I go to Pacifica to eat the new Taco Bell nuggets at the fancy Taco Bell Cantina?
Yes, yes I did.
Yes, yes I did.
December 21, 2024 at 9:45 PM
Did I go to Pacifica to eat the new Taco Bell nuggets at the fancy Taco Bell Cantina?
Yes, yes I did.
Yes, yes I did.
The duality of man
December 17, 2024 at 8:54 PM
The duality of man
Was listening to some music i wrote like a decade ago and I'm fixated on the line "I can wear my 5 inch heels so you can cut me down to size"
Past me ... are you okay?
Past me ... are you okay?
November 24, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Was listening to some music i wrote like a decade ago and I'm fixated on the line "I can wear my 5 inch heels so you can cut me down to size"
Past me ... are you okay?
Past me ... are you okay?
My cat just bit my hand and started pulling on me to let me know that no, mother, she is not here for my affection, she is here because the food in her bowl is not, currently, overflowing.
November 20, 2024 at 9:40 PM
My cat just bit my hand and started pulling on me to let me know that no, mother, she is not here for my affection, she is here because the food in her bowl is not, currently, overflowing.
I hate that one of the best pieces of art of the decade is a League of Legends property this timeline is so goddamn weird.
November 16, 2024 at 10:32 PM
I hate that one of the best pieces of art of the decade is a League of Legends property this timeline is so goddamn weird.
"Why does biblically accurate literally mean 'accurate to the Bible' but to the entire internet it means 'covered in eyes'?"
November 16, 2024 at 9:46 PM
"Why does biblically accurate literally mean 'accurate to the Bible' but to the entire internet it means 'covered in eyes'?"
Working on finding little joy in my life: another playthrough of Veilguard.
November 16, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Working on finding little joy in my life: another playthrough of Veilguard.
Does anyone else wake up every morning feeling the crushing weight of the world on their chest while society burns around us or is that just me
November 15, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Does anyone else wake up every morning feeling the crushing weight of the world on their chest while society burns around us or is that just me
Hi I forgot Bluesky existed but now everyone is moving over here so maybe I'll come by more often
November 15, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Hi I forgot Bluesky existed but now everyone is moving over here so maybe I'll come by more often
That foot fetish Jesus ad made me wildly uncomfortable.
February 11, 2024 at 11:54 PM
That foot fetish Jesus ad made me wildly uncomfortable.
Child: "Who is Jay-Z?"
Me: "Beyonce's wife."
Friend: "When was he last relevant?"
Me: "When he fucked around on Beyonce and inspired the greatest revenge album of all time."
Me: "Beyonce's wife."
Friend: "When was he last relevant?"
Me: "When he fucked around on Beyonce and inspired the greatest revenge album of all time."
February 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
Child: "Who is Jay-Z?"
Me: "Beyonce's wife."
Friend: "When was he last relevant?"
Me: "When he fucked around on Beyonce and inspired the greatest revenge album of all time."
Me: "Beyonce's wife."
Friend: "When was he last relevant?"
Me: "When he fucked around on Beyonce and inspired the greatest revenge album of all time."
Miley woke up in 1983 and is living it.
February 5, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Miley woke up in 1983 and is living it.
Supportive girlfriend cheers on popular jock boyfriend, Republicans outraged: news at what in the fuck even is this decade o'clock.
February 3, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Supportive girlfriend cheers on popular jock boyfriend, Republicans outraged: news at what in the fuck even is this decade o'clock.
Is it just me, or does the SAG-AFTRA AI voice actor deal sound like exactly what lesser known actors were trying to protect themselves against? Like, who needs voice actors if you can hire AI? But fuck video game performers am I right?
January 9, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Is it just me, or does the SAG-AFTRA AI voice actor deal sound like exactly what lesser known actors were trying to protect themselves against? Like, who needs voice actors if you can hire AI? But fuck video game performers am I right?
"Mom before I moved in with you I never had to worry about spending my night watching weird German movies."
December 29, 2023 at 6:26 AM
"Mom before I moved in with you I never had to worry about spending my night watching weird German movies."
I keep a jar by the door. Every time I say, "I heard on @npr.org ...", I put a dollar in the jar for fund drive donations.
Today, my son put his first dollar in the jar.
Today, my son put his first dollar in the jar.
December 19, 2023 at 10:30 PM
I keep a jar by the door. Every time I say, "I heard on @npr.org ...", I put a dollar in the jar for fund drive donations.
Today, my son put his first dollar in the jar.
Today, my son put his first dollar in the jar.
Desperately waiting on the Garfield Minus Garfield edit of the Garfield movie trailer.
November 14, 2023 at 3:41 AM
Desperately waiting on the Garfield Minus Garfield edit of the Garfield movie trailer.
I just ordered $35 worth of delivery milkshakes who decided to let me be an adult
November 5, 2023 at 1:08 AM
I just ordered $35 worth of delivery milkshakes who decided to let me be an adult
I may be a woman of science, but I still believe in dice jail.
October 24, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I may be a woman of science, but I still believe in dice jail.
A dollar bill is 6.14 inches long. In terms of American income:
The poverty line for an individual would be 1.3 miles.
The poverty line for a family of four would be 2.3 miles.
The median income would stretch 6.5 miles.
Meanwhile Elon Musk's income would be 23,742 miles long.
The poverty line for an individual would be 1.3 miles.
The poverty line for a family of four would be 2.3 miles.
The median income would stretch 6.5 miles.
Meanwhile Elon Musk's income would be 23,742 miles long.
October 19, 2023 at 4:36 AM
A dollar bill is 6.14 inches long. In terms of American income:
The poverty line for an individual would be 1.3 miles.
The poverty line for a family of four would be 2.3 miles.
The median income would stretch 6.5 miles.
Meanwhile Elon Musk's income would be 23,742 miles long.
The poverty line for an individual would be 1.3 miles.
The poverty line for a family of four would be 2.3 miles.
The median income would stretch 6.5 miles.
Meanwhile Elon Musk's income would be 23,742 miles long.
Nowadays, I think Tony Hawk is famous for being the guy that everyone thinks looks like Tony Hawk.
October 12, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Nowadays, I think Tony Hawk is famous for being the guy that everyone thinks looks like Tony Hawk.
"They have skibidi toilet, they don't need hearts."
October 12, 2023 at 1:48 AM
"They have skibidi toilet, they don't need hearts."