clint litoris
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clint litoris
@begayorlogoff.bsky.social
· Nov 17
adopting a cat is so weird because you basically kidnap them and bring them into an unfamiliar home and they hide under the couch for 2 days and then they’re just like “okay i’m over it. when’s breakfast”
hilarious that trump thinks JUDGES are the kind of people who will roll over and obey a slimy criminal
March 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
hilarious that trump thinks JUDGES are the kind of people who will roll over and obey a slimy criminal
so is anybody going to do anything about the overt fascist takeover orrrrr
February 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
so is anybody going to do anything about the overt fascist takeover orrrrr
i think we should start referring to “one billion” as “one-thousand million” so people can grasp how much fucking money that is
February 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i think we should start referring to “one billion” as “one-thousand million” so people can grasp how much fucking money that is
just realized i’m turning 32 this year which sounds way too serious for a silly goose like me
February 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
just realized i’m turning 32 this year which sounds way too serious for a silly goose like me
when people see a cute baby and then start going feral about baby fever and how they need one/another one…. you know there are ways to interact with babies without creating an entire new human right
February 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
when people see a cute baby and then start going feral about baby fever and how they need one/another one…. you know there are ways to interact with babies without creating an entire new human right
i’m taking vacation days the next two mondays and then the following monday is a holiday. three long weekends in a row. god i am so smart
January 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
i’m taking vacation days the next two mondays and then the following monday is a holiday. three long weekends in a row. god i am so smart
if you think both parties are equally corrupt and therefore not worth voting for, I encourage you go to your state’s legislature site. look at all of the current bills (LDs) that are currently being proposed and then look at the party affiliation of the bill sponsors
January 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if you think both parties are equally corrupt and therefore not worth voting for, I encourage you go to your state’s legislature site. look at all of the current bills (LDs) that are currently being proposed and then look at the party affiliation of the bill sponsors
okay but
this would be the absolute best moment to relaunch vine
this would be the absolute best moment to relaunch vine
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
okay but
this would be the absolute best moment to relaunch vine
this would be the absolute best moment to relaunch vine
seriously what do neurotypicals have against providing clear and thorough instructions
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
seriously what do neurotypicals have against providing clear and thorough instructions
installing a new shower head
“now tighten the bracket, but do not overtighten it”
can a neurotypical please explain what the fuck this means
“now tighten the bracket, but do not overtighten it”
can a neurotypical please explain what the fuck this means
January 20, 2025 at 10:30 PM
installing a new shower head
“now tighten the bracket, but do not overtighten it”
can a neurotypical please explain what the fuck this means
“now tighten the bracket, but do not overtighten it”
can a neurotypical please explain what the fuck this means
can some billionaire just take one for the team and start an ethically run social media company and superstore and just set them up so that they’re sustainable and break even but not get greedy and turn it into an empire built on human and environmental exploitation
January 20, 2025 at 1:05 AM
can some billionaire just take one for the team and start an ethically run social media company and superstore and just set them up so that they’re sustainable and break even but not get greedy and turn it into an empire built on human and environmental exploitation
thanks vanity fair but i don’t need suggestions. i would rather watch a crow pick at a rotting skunk carcass on the side of the road than spend even 1 second of my life tuning into that shitshow
January 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
thanks vanity fair but i don’t need suggestions. i would rather watch a crow pick at a rotting skunk carcass on the side of the road than spend even 1 second of my life tuning into that shitshow
whoever coined the phrase “time flies when you’re having fun” must have felt like a goddamn genius
January 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
whoever coined the phrase “time flies when you’re having fun” must have felt like a goddamn genius
listen, I just wanna chat with whoever the fuck decided that “pushing an event back” means moving it further into the future when in every other time-related context the word “back” refers to the past/earlier time
January 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
listen, I just wanna chat with whoever the fuck decided that “pushing an event back” means moving it further into the future when in every other time-related context the word “back” refers to the past/earlier time
old people are right. werther’s originals absolutely slap.
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
old people are right. werther’s originals absolutely slap.
does anybody know what day it is
December 27, 2024 at 12:58 AM
does anybody know what day it is
can we permanently adjust the work week the way holidays have worked out this year??
1 day of work
2 days off (christmas)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
2 days of work
1 day off (new year’s day)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
seriously can you imagine how mentally healthy i would be
1 day of work
2 days off (christmas)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
2 days of work
1 day off (new year’s day)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
seriously can you imagine how mentally healthy i would be
December 26, 2024 at 12:08 AM
can we permanently adjust the work week the way holidays have worked out this year??
1 day of work
2 days off (christmas)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
2 days of work
1 day off (new year’s day)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
seriously can you imagine how mentally healthy i would be
1 day of work
2 days off (christmas)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
2 days of work
1 day off (new year’s day)
2 days of work
2 days off (weekend)
seriously can you imagine how mentally healthy i would be
i truly wouldn’t be mad about taxes if i knew it was all going towards education and housing and public health, but instead i get to cry over money stress at least once a week while my tax dollars fund military violence????
December 22, 2024 at 2:25 AM
i truly wouldn’t be mad about taxes if i knew it was all going towards education and housing and public health, but instead i get to cry over money stress at least once a week while my tax dollars fund military violence????
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I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
December 14, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I don’t know why I’m still so pissed off that the answers to “what, where, and when” are “that, there, and then.”
okay so THIS time i made the most flawlessly timed hilarious comment to my new coworker continuing a bit from earlier (which i had also started) and she actually almost died laughing
jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and standing on a stage
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a tuxedo and standing on a stage
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2024 at 12:31 AM
okay so THIS time i made the most flawlessly timed hilarious comment to my new coworker continuing a bit from earlier (which i had also started) and she actually almost died laughing
today at my new job we had a passionate debate about paperclip sizes. i finally found my nerds
December 11, 2024 at 10:42 PM
today at my new job we had a passionate debate about paperclip sizes. i finally found my nerds
said something mildly funny at my new job and 4 people laughed really hard
December 9, 2024 at 4:27 PM
said something mildly funny at my new job and 4 people laughed really hard
hoping I don’t look back at this in a few months and shake my head but my new job actually has me looking forward to work tomorrow??? after my old job slowly crushed my soul over the past 2 years??? is this real??
December 9, 2024 at 12:57 AM
hoping I don’t look back at this in a few months and shake my head but my new job actually has me looking forward to work tomorrow??? after my old job slowly crushed my soul over the past 2 years??? is this real??
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