Pecos & the Rooftops and Zach Bryan releasing music on the same day got the sad boi country lovers down bad (it’s me I’m down bad)

I think my midlife crisis is that I’m becoming a Key West Person TM

Me, riding home in the uber with my loving partner: play only the saddest koe wetzel or else

What if instead of properly recovering from a big run I just cried in a meijer because I can’t decide what to make for dinner

Waiting out a thunderstorm for my long run and thinking that it’s just about Barkley season

I thought there was a cop trying to speed trap us in a driveway but it was just a dominos delivery driver

Half drunk, shit posting in a reddit thread about fueling long runs. Not taking questions at this time.

Just told some 10 year olds I’m allergic to yelling. They do not buy it.