Beets Mcgee
beets-mcgee.bsky.social
Beets Mcgee
@beets-mcgee.bsky.social
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BREAKING NEWS: TACO Tuesdays at Trump Tower Grill back on menu, "I LOVE HISPANICS" heard by chortling WS Traders
May 29, 2025 at 2:48 PM
BREAKING NEWS: "Never Again" means "Never Again, unless we're doing it," Antisemites all over world rejoice- easier than ever to call for Jewish Eradication
May 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Podcast culture infects vital government services, stay tuned for Pentagon's podcast where they discuss next secret bombing run on Yemen
April 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Breaking News: America Shifting to monthly subscription service for world security, "Everybody loves paying monthly"
April 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Breaking News: Stock Market close of +9.52% yesterday comes close to beating profit made on day Germany invaded Poland "This doesn't mean anything, surely"
April 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Breaking News: Trump puts pause on American masculinity, crisis about if dessert is gay continues
April 10, 2025 at 1:56 PM