Big Bad Beetleborg
@beetleborg.bsky.social
Part time horror writer and director
Full time Beetleborg
Full time Beetleborg
7 up, stop being cowards and put caffeine in your drinks
December 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
7 up, stop being cowards and put caffeine in your drinks
Neko-sama... Save me Neko-sama
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Neko-sama... Save me Neko-sama
Furries are truly some of our strongest warriors because wtf you mean they're walking around having a parade in the city in this goddamn weather
July 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Furries are truly some of our strongest warriors because wtf you mean they're walking around having a parade in the city in this goddamn weather
The best part of talking like a hillbilly is sounding like Baby Billy when I'm mad
May 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The best part of talking like a hillbilly is sounding like Baby Billy when I'm mad
If you misbehave in the theater the people in the theater with you should legally get to pull you limb from limb.
May 11, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you misbehave in the theater the people in the theater with you should legally get to pull you limb from limb.
The only musical artist I care about is Tomodachi Life Harold
March 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The only musical artist I care about is Tomodachi Life Harold
Happy birthday, Ethel Cain. You would have loved Yellowjackets.
March 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Happy birthday, Ethel Cain. You would have loved Yellowjackets.
If your choice of search engine is ChatGPT or other AI garbage, you are dumb. Full stop.
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If your choice of search engine is ChatGPT or other AI garbage, you are dumb. Full stop.
My understanding of the stock market right now
March 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
My understanding of the stock market right now
Watching old clips of animals on talk shows and Conan is the only one who acts like he actually likes animals. Conan is always a king among paupers
March 5, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching old clips of animals on talk shows and Conan is the only one who acts like he actually likes animals. Conan is always a king among paupers
If you give me money for my movie I will eat one of my miniatures for you
February 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If you give me money for my movie I will eat one of my miniatures for you
Wow I love Malignant
February 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Wow I love Malignant
The best part of the CT scan is that warm just pissed my pants feeling we all know and love
February 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The best part of the CT scan is that warm just pissed my pants feeling we all know and love
Eraserhead baby chicken tender. Welcome back, David Lynch
February 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Eraserhead baby chicken tender. Welcome back, David Lynch
Kind of love that everyone who goes on Master Chef with a shellfish allergy is just straight up ready to go into anaphylactic shock to win.
February 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Kind of love that everyone who goes on Master Chef with a shellfish allergy is just straight up ready to go into anaphylactic shock to win.
I'll never accept you as a Jigsaw apprentice, Logan. You go to hell
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I'll never accept you as a Jigsaw apprentice, Logan. You go to hell
Crying just reading excerpts from the Paul Reubens documentary. This is going to destroy me, isn't it?
January 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Crying just reading excerpts from the Paul Reubens documentary. This is going to destroy me, isn't it?
When I go to hell it will take the form of a parking garage
January 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
When I go to hell it will take the form of a parking garage
I've read 4 books since I deleted tiktok. My head is about to get to Colin Robinson proportions.
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I've read 4 books since I deleted tiktok. My head is about to get to Colin Robinson proportions.
More powerful than monster fucking, The Haar is a book about monster loving. Bonus: people melt.
January 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
More powerful than monster fucking, The Haar is a book about monster loving. Bonus: people melt.
People crying about Ariana and Ethan and how they can't watch Wicked now would have never survived Elizabeth Taylor's reign of thottery
December 21, 2024 at 12:00 AM
People crying about Ariana and Ethan and how they can't watch Wicked now would have never survived Elizabeth Taylor's reign of thottery
We used to have so much media, especially media for kids, about how bad animal testing is. Why don't we do that anymore?
Don Bluth.
Save me.
Save me Don Bluth
Don Bluth.
Save me.
Save me Don Bluth
December 11, 2024 at 10:20 PM
We used to have so much media, especially media for kids, about how bad animal testing is. Why don't we do that anymore?
Don Bluth.
Save me.
Save me Don Bluth
Don Bluth.
Save me.
Save me Don Bluth