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beetimus.bsky.social
👾Beet👾
@beetimus.bsky.social
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I’m probably baked
I ❤️ shitposting
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beetimus.bsky.social
Me before friends come over: what if I accidentally leave the lube out?!😓
My friend with a whole vibrator on her desk when we hang:
March 19, 2024 at 1:26 PM
beetimus.bsky.social
This makes me so physically upset. I don’t even work full time and like actually seeing how little of my day I actually have to myself makes me want to rage quit everything.
A 360 view of a day, mostly taken up by sleep and work.
November 13, 2023 at 5:16 PM
beetimus.bsky.social
2 minutes early??
Screenshot of my phone home screen at 2:18 Wednesday October 4 with the national alert beneath my music (the music being You Sexy a thing by Hot Chocolate)
October 4, 2023 at 6:21 PM
beetimus.bsky.social
Weed Time with my broken baby bong 💀
A small bong with green accent and a half-smoked bowl. A skeleton with lights for eyes is on the left of the bong and a pumpkin on the right, all of this on a glass table outside.
October 3, 2023 at 7:37 PM
beetimus.bsky.social
Oh so being afab does significantly contribute to my sensory issues 😭
A Google screenshot that reads: “What hormones cause itchy gums? Here’s why: More female hormones (estrogen and progesterone) cause more blood flow to your gums, which causes them to become more sensitive and ‘overreact’ to anything that may irritate them”
September 27, 2023 at 1:07 PM
beetimus.bsky.social
Me when I’m bored and I see this bitch staring back at me
A screenshot of the Bloons Tower Defense 6+ icon
September 23, 2023 at 2:10 AM