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February 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Twitter timeline doing its Twitter timeline thing
Five inches of snow!!!
January 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Five inches of snow!!!
This is how I found out Jimmy Carter died 😂😭
December 29, 2024 at 10:52 PM
This is how I found out Jimmy Carter died 😂😭
Me doing my email job everyday instead of playing flute :/
They say if you work doing what you love you never work a day in your life. Wrong. If you love making art, you work two jobs because the art job doesn't pay you
December 20, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Me doing my email job everyday instead of playing flute :/
The opposite. I won’t wait for someone running a red and I’ll speed toward them when my light is green like I’m gonna T-bone them. I’ve scared folks doing this, too. They’d wanted to be Tokyo Drift so they’d better MOVE!
y’all run red lights?
December 19, 2024 at 5:01 AM
The opposite. I won’t wait for someone running a red and I’ll speed toward them when my light is green like I’m gonna T-bone them. I’ve scared folks doing this, too. They’d wanted to be Tokyo Drift so they’d better MOVE!
Sittin on my brand new couch not doing a damn thing
December 18, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Sittin on my brand new couch not doing a damn thing
I gotta balance today out with a lot of good energy now
December 18, 2024 at 2:58 PM
I gotta balance today out with a lot of good energy now
@ultabeautyofficial.bsky.social your customer service is awful. I called now four different numbers and no one is helping me.
Not someone buying a $200 gift card on my credit card!! MARILYN when I find you! parkercollier@mail.com when I find you!!!! i hope when you try to use that card and ulta flags it, you get arrested!!
December 18, 2024 at 2:37 PM
@ultabeautyofficial.bsky.social your customer service is awful. I called now four different numbers and no one is helping me.
Not someone buying a $200 gift card on my credit card!! MARILYN when I find you! parkercollier@mail.com when I find you!!!! i hope when you try to use that card and ulta flags it, you get arrested!!
December 18, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Not someone buying a $200 gift card on my credit card!! MARILYN when I find you! parkercollier@mail.com when I find you!!!! i hope when you try to use that card and ulta flags it, you get arrested!!
Today was one of my coworkers birthday. Bro tell me why these folks at my job put them on a PIP today. like I wouldn’t be surprised if that girl didn’t show up tomorrow bc wtf
December 13, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Today was one of my coworkers birthday. Bro tell me why these folks at my job put them on a PIP today. like I wouldn’t be surprised if that girl didn’t show up tomorrow bc wtf
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Noooooooo you can't say it's good that an evil person got killed in a way that makes countless other evil people worldwide real fuckin nervous all at once in a way that u can physically feel in the zeitgeist around you, that tickles the soul and delights the senses, what are you, some kind of ghoul
December 4, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Noooooooo you can't say it's good that an evil person got killed in a way that makes countless other evil people worldwide real fuckin nervous all at once in a way that u can physically feel in the zeitgeist around you, that tickles the soul and delights the senses, what are you, some kind of ghoul
Went to the Texas Renaissance Festival today!!! I shot nothing but duds lol
December 1, 2024 at 3:47 AM
Went to the Texas Renaissance Festival today!!! I shot nothing but duds lol
I’m replacing my 8 year old dell laptop with a gaming laptop and it arrives this week!! First thing I’m doing is downloading steam and EA
December 1, 2024 at 3:20 AM
I’m replacing my 8 year old dell laptop with a gaming laptop and it arrives this week!! First thing I’m doing is downloading steam and EA
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“Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours”
Mexican President Claps Back at Trump Over Tariffs
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum threatened to implement retaliatory tariffs should Trump implement his proposed economic measures against Mexico.
www.rollingstone.com
November 27, 2024 at 12:55 AM
“Seventy percent of the illegal weapons seized from criminals in Mexico come from your country. We do not produce these weapons, nor do we consume synthetic drugs. Tragically, it is in our country that lives are lost to the violence resulting from meeting the drug demand in yours”
Why is EVERYONE using “crash out” so much? Is this the new version of “I’m gonna kill myself?” Like something that’s objectively serious being turned into a joke?
November 29, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Why is EVERYONE using “crash out” so much? Is this the new version of “I’m gonna kill myself?” Like something that’s objectively serious being turned into a joke?
10 hours straight on my feet! hosting is not for the weak!
November 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
10 hours straight on my feet! hosting is not for the weak!
I love when Megan thee stallion brings out the blonde hair!!!!!
November 27, 2024 at 10:21 PM
I love when Megan thee stallion brings out the blonde hair!!!!!
Megan thee stallions eyes LITERALLY sparkle
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 AM
Megan thee stallions eyes LITERALLY sparkle
Amazon is 100% hiking prices on hot items bc why is a laptop $500 more than on the actual retailer site
November 26, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Amazon is 100% hiking prices on hot items bc why is a laptop $500 more than on the actual retailer site
Saw a skeet farmer using AI (kitten with a butterfly on the nose), and I think they’re my first official block
November 26, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Saw a skeet farmer using AI (kitten with a butterfly on the nose), and I think they’re my first official block
Alexa, play “Not Like Us”
“Drake has initiated legal action against Universal Music Group and Spotify over allegations that the two companies conspired to artificially inflate the popularity of Kendrick Lamar’s ‘Not Like Us.’”
www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
www.billboard.com/pro/drake-um...
November 26, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Alexa, play “Not Like Us”