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Beeteawrites
@beeteawrites.bsky.social
Neuroscientist, writer and artist. Terrible at all three. 🧠✒️📜
Will abandon my principles for treats and praise.
Worried about the state of the world and not sure what you can do about it? Here are some extremely easy and effective things you can do right now that would change the world if we all did them:
April 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
A lot of people don't seem to realise God is super extra inter trans and pan, and it shows. 🐝
January 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
So, thanks to the Parker solar probe we have officially learned that the sun sounds like nightmares. 🌌☀️🐝
January 8, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Reposted by Beeteawrites
Knowledge should be free.

PASS IT ON!
January 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Which billionaire will be the first to buy the Kola superdeep bore hole in Russia just so he can fist the Earth? 🐝
January 8, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Sing it with me:
🎼Morality is all a grand illusion🎵
🎵Law exists just to serve the rich🎶
🎶Society is built on subjugation🎵
🎵 And there's nothing you can do about it, bitch.🎶
🐝
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Listen son, if you're going to worship an immortal cosmic elder god you have to learn to clean up after your cultists. 🐝
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
It's officially winter in Scotland, the silly named gritters are out! A very festive thanks to the hard work of Gritty Gritty Bang Bang, Blizzard of Oz, Ready Salted, Skate Bush, Tam O' Salter, Robert Brrrns, Double Snow Seven, Gritney Spears, and all the others. 🐝
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Gen Z ruin everything. They're getting blamed for shit that I, as a God-fearing Millennial, worked not very hard to be blamed for only ten years ago. What's my purpose now if it's not to destabilize the pleasure yacht industry with poverty and depression? 🐝
November 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I forgot the 🧪 🐝
Someone asked #AskANeuroscientist: "Why is my brain so full of stories and characters that won't be quiet?"

That's all thanks to your wonderful imagination. 🌠
Imagination is a hugely complicated process that involves episodic memory, sensory cortices, mental imagery and planning.
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November 18, 2024 at 2:50 PM
Someone asked #AskANeuroscientist: "Why is my brain so full of stories and characters that won't be quiet?"

That's all thanks to your wonderful imagination. 🌠
Imagination is a hugely complicated process that involves episodic memory, sensory cortices, mental imagery and planning.
1/7
November 18, 2024 at 2:30 PM
So, there are a lot more people on Bluesky now, huh? Have you all worked out I'm awesome yet? 🐝
November 16, 2024 at 7:02 PM
A reboot of The Addams Family called The Average Family all about an unbelievably boring, milquetoast white family whose extremely dull and outdated ways are horrifying to the local town full of quirky goths, queers, liberals, foreigners, and drag queens 🐝
October 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Dog: *woof*
Me: "I wish you could talk..."
Dog: "Woof." 🐝
October 16, 2024 at 10:55 PM
My art teacher told me I wouldn't be able to reach the head if I made a giant sculpture of just my torso. Now I haven't got a leg to stand on. 🐝
October 14, 2024 at 4:31 PM
How do I get to own an unbelievably impressive company that I had zero involvement in the success of but get almost all of the credit for? 🐝
October 13, 2024 at 6:21 PM
Uuuuuugh I have to start all over with the building a following thing 🐝
October 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
The more I write the more I realise I love a good Oxford comma. 🐝
October 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Northern Liiiiiights! 🐝
October 10, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Wow, I actually wrote some code that isn't blowing up in my face. This is madness 🐝
October 10, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Fine, I'll use this too. Prepare your holes, Bluesky. 🐝
October 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
Aight. Name coined on BlueSky. Back to Threads. 🐝
February 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM