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beerz4yearz.bsky.social
The Disaster Autist, in: Monotropic Thunder
@beerz4yearz.bsky.social
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he/him/*bloodcurdling scream*

Canuck the Crow stan acct. This poster supports corvids and their agenda. yee caw pardner
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About a Girl? The Puddle of Mudd acoustic jam?
Screen cap of Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast saying "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?"
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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JD Vance heading off for another day of posting gutter racist trash for Daddy
Screenshot of RM Renfield emerging from the lower decks of the ship in Dracula (1931). He has a deranged smile on his face.
November 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Screenshot from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Saruman asks the leader of the Uruk Hai "do you know how the Orcs first came into being?"
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK BABY
Screenshot from the NYT interview where Binyamin Appelbaum says to Pete Buttigieg "You worked for a company that was fixing bread prices."
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I'm so internet brainrotted I can't see a bowl of mini wheats and not think of this giant bowl of ancient Assyrian tablets
A picture of a large bowl full of ancient Assyrian clay tablets. The way they're arranged make them look like a bowl of frosted mini wheats
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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or omg how dare I forget this classic
Devin Booker tweet saying "I'm thinking hooters tonight with the fellas"
October 23, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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The legendary tweet of Ed Balls saying "Ed Balls"
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Gravity seeing that service weapon "secured" in a loose ass belt
A sketch of a woman being pulled over in her car. She leans out of the driver's side window to attempt to steal the police officer's gun with one of those T-Rex head grabby arm things you can get at a museum gift shop.
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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same vibes
A picture of Michael Myers from Halloween holding a knife raised in the air
September 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The cover of DJ Khaled's "Suffering from Success." Khaled looks down, face in hand, as he's decked out in jewelry and furs
July 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Bourdain learning about King Crimson
Screen cap of Anthony Bourdain refusing to toast Queen Elizabeth II and saying "No, I hate the aristocracy, man."
July 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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when people start saying the stupid jokes you came up with and that they originally hated
A bad photoshop of a still from Breaking Bad, which has been edited to make Jesse Pinkman say "you have succumbed to my fungus" while staring directly at the camera
June 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Screencap from a translation of Death Note. The subtitle reads: "Just according to keikaku" with a translator's note that says "Keikaku means plan"
June 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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me to Cuomo:
A screencap of Mark Cuban's post where he says "I would definitely piss on you"
June 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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A meme of Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo. The text reads: "I wish all people who credulously engaged in the trans sports 'debate' a very go fuck yourself"
May 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Meme of screencapped text, reading: "Source(s): Dude trust me"
May 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Habemus papam
A picture of a Catholic clergyman (unsure of name) debuting a figurine of Luce, the Church's Sanrio-like mascot meant to connect with the youth
May 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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IMO the Vatican's anime OC Luce really sealed the deal. what Zoomer says no to this
A picture of a Catholic clergyman (unsure of name) debuting a figurine of Luce, a Sanrio-like mascot that the Church hopes makes a connection with young people
May 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Yes.
Screencap of this guy (too lazy to look up his name) saying "Do they want an e-thot socialist?"
May 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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many are saying this
Freeze frame from the quote-tweeted video. A man, inside a Salvadorian prison sweat shop, saying "obviously it's not ideal to be a prisoner"
April 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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April 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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A two-panel snippet from a popular meme template. Panel one: a crudely drawn man stands silently. Panel two: the man says "jesus fucking christ"
April 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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I immediately thought of the venerable Abe Simpson
A picture of Grampa Simpson saying: "I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missouri."
April 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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when I ask my drunk burnout acting coach for notes:
March 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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I assume it's from this thread with Ashley St. Clair.

From this scoop by @taylorlorenz.bsky.social which i highly recommend reading in full

www.usermag.co/p/scoop-ashl...
A photo of a Signal thread between Elon Musk and Ashley St. Clair discussing their child. Musk expresses paranoia about death threats, e.g. "only the paranoid survive"
February 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM