Kegel King
@beerpunisher.bsky.social
Fatdick Mahomes Kansass city cheeks
January 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Fatdick Mahomes Kansass city cheeks
Ben touched Jerry that’s why they creamin
January 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Ben touched Jerry that’s why they creamin
I need a bad bitch to treat me like a power ranger
January 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I need a bad bitch to treat me like a power ranger
The things I’d do for a hamm at elm with julien and margot rn.. @bluearmyunite.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
The things I’d do for a hamm at elm with julien and margot rn.. @bluearmyunite.bsky.social
Imagining having a light domestic beer here and oop- my toes are curling!
November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Imagining having a light domestic beer here and oop- my toes are curling!
Reposted by Kegel King
My b been on x the last 48… what I miss
November 18, 2024 at 10:48 PM
My b been on x the last 48… what I miss
Can’t remember the last time I scraped my knee, I think maybe I’ve been having less fun
November 16, 2024 at 3:36 PM
Can’t remember the last time I scraped my knee, I think maybe I’ve been having less fun
I’m seriously about to crash out with my hbs in front of the huzz rn…
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I’m seriously about to crash out with my hbs in front of the huzz rn…
Thinking about ditching my friends to go to bed but they’d see my bluesky posts for sure and know that I’m actually awake and blueskying in the other room
November 16, 2024 at 4:29 AM
Thinking about ditching my friends to go to bed but they’d see my bluesky posts for sure and know that I’m actually awake and blueskying in the other room
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
I don’t even wanna be around anymore
Is Debo on this app yet
November 16, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Is Debo on this app yet
What if Tyson and Jake just milk eachother? Am I the only one thinking about this?
November 16, 2024 at 3:50 AM
What if Tyson and Jake just milk eachother? Am I the only one thinking about this?
Thank you for 500 followers, BLUE FAMILY FOREVER💙💙🙌
November 16, 2024 at 3:44 AM
Thank you for 500 followers, BLUE FAMILY FOREVER💙💙🙌
BLUE ARMY!!! WHATS UP BLUE FAM???!!💙💙💙🙌🙌🙌
November 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
BLUE ARMY!!! WHATS UP BLUE FAM???!!💙💙💙🙌🙌🙌
*staring at your vape* I have oral fixations my friend
November 16, 2024 at 3:28 AM
*staring at your vape* I have oral fixations my friend
*staring blankly at your vape with mouth open* can I nic my dick off bro?
November 16, 2024 at 3:18 AM
*staring blankly at your vape with mouth open* can I nic my dick off bro?
Uh oh! I blue myself! What’s up bluesky fam?!💙🙌
November 16, 2024 at 2:57 AM
Uh oh! I blue myself! What’s up bluesky fam?!💙🙌
If I was Mike I’d simply pack the switch and turn Jake into Swiss cheese idk🤷♂️
November 16, 2024 at 1:08 AM
If I was Mike I’d simply pack the switch and turn Jake into Swiss cheese idk🤷♂️
Bluesky fam! 💙 Happy Friday🙌
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Bluesky fam! 💙 Happy Friday🙌
One day I’m gonna buy this app and leverage its influence in a presidential election
November 15, 2024 at 10:50 PM
One day I’m gonna buy this app and leverage its influence in a presidential election
“my boo is so fucking fine” -Mk.Gee, Overtime pt. 1
What’s a “line reading” in a song that destroys you as much as a passage in a book or a scene in a film. For me it’s Springsteen singing “and my clothes don’t fit me” on Streets Of Philadelphia*.
*Single lines only, please. Complete songs is a different matter.
*Single lines only, please. Complete songs is a different matter.
November 15, 2024 at 10:47 PM
“my boo is so fucking fine” -Mk.Gee, Overtime pt. 1