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This new Netflix layout/design is annoying AF. Shove your playing-all-the-damn-time videos/trailers up your ass. @netflix.com
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Big Noon is stupid. This game shouldn’t be this early.
August 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Odds on Micah to break to single game sack record in week 4? 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My son starts his senior year of high school today and my brain is about to explode. I can’t believe he’s a senior already.
August 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
ESPN ruining the fan experience and coverage for both NFL and WWE fans within a 24-hour period was not on my bingo card for this week.
August 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
So after yesterday, has anyone checked to see if Jed Hoyer is alive? Bc being dead would be the only acceptable excuse for the lack of action at the trade deadline. We have a legit chance this year & we’re just going to watch everyone else make moves and then let Tucker leave in the offseason #Cubs
August 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Underrated tweet.
July 17, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Druski forgetting the envelope at the ESPYs is the first funny thing I’ve ever seen him do.
July 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Important thing to remember about the Abbott/Patrick/THC story is that Dan Patrick encouraged people to vote him out…so we should definitely oblige him.
Also, fuck Patrick for making me agree with Gregg Abbott on something. You have to be a real piece of shit to make me side with Gov. Hot Wheels.
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Ron Cena 😂
May 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I wish #Hulu had an account on here so I could yell at them for having the laziest, most infuriating “guide” for live TV. Just switched over two days ago & if I had known the “guide” was this bad, I probably wouldn’t have bothered to switch over. But I did, so stuck with it & not switching back.
May 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This Inter/Barca match is insane. The first one was too.
May 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The History Channel app is the worst streaming app I’ve ever used.
April 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
If you leave two full car lengths between you and the car in front of you when you’re in a drive thru lane, you need to be taken out of your car and shot in the head. No exceptions.
April 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Any farmers out there that can speak to whether they can get info for planting season ? Or loans to help them get through this ?

Are federal offices open to even process loan requests ?
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I’m so tired of Cody Rhodes and absolutely hate listening to him TRY to talk. I literally fast forward through every minute he’s out there.
#EndTheStory
#WWE #Smackdown
March 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Happy Opening Day!
#GoCubsGo
#FlyTheW
March 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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March 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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I got laid off today, with the rest of 18F.

18F was an elite federal software shop. We made gov't websites work better, more efficiently for the American people. We saved taxpayers from getting screwed over by contractors. And were fired for it.

We made this website to tell our story:
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We're not done yet | 18F
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March 1, 2025 at 10:38 PM
John Cena. OMG.
March 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Nick Emmanwori won the combine.

6’3” 220lbs
43” vert
11’6” broad
4.38 40yd

#NFLCombine
March 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
But who wins in a fight?
I’ll take Vrabel slightly ahead of Campbell and Ryans.
February 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
One of my favorite weeks/weekends of the year = NFL Combine time!
(I’m such a dork)
#NFL #NFLCombine #NFLDraft
February 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
How do we have 37 GKs in the squad and not one of them is good?
#CFC #Chelsea
February 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
If ya goggles ain’t Goggins, they don’t belong on your noggins.

Brilliant commercial.
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM