Slamuel
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is very excited to neglect this social media platform.
I love the 1980s dichotomy for Marty's band's failure, "Sorry you're just too dern loud."
Get lost nerds.
Get lost nerds.
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I love the 1980s dichotomy for Marty's band's failure, "Sorry you're just too dern loud."
Get lost nerds.
Get lost nerds.
What kind of experiment could Doc Brown possibly been doing to make *all* his clocks 25 minutes slow?
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 AM
What kind of experiment could Doc Brown possibly been doing to make *all* his clocks 25 minutes slow?
Back to the Future's opening scene was such a fuck you to Spinal Tap. Your amps go to 11? Oh that's cute, this amplifier has giant eraser nip knobs that go to 100.
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Back to the Future's opening scene was such a fuck you to Spinal Tap. Your amps go to 11? Oh that's cute, this amplifier has giant eraser nip knobs that go to 100.
The centaur of a woman.
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The centaur of a woman.
Dim Sum of All Fears
October 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Dim Sum of All Fears
I've been finding Legos in the parking lot behind my apartment and I feel like they're bait trying to lure me into a trap.
September 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've been finding Legos in the parking lot behind my apartment and I feel like they're bait trying to lure me into a trap.
"BREAKING: America's days without incident sign to remain at 0 with no sign of improvement."
September 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"BREAKING: America's days without incident sign to remain at 0 with no sign of improvement."
Dunno why but Hum is my favorite soundtrack for road tripping during a sunrise.
July 23, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Dunno why but Hum is my favorite soundtrack for road tripping during a sunrise.
Marvel phase XI: Robot Downey Jr.
Buy tickets now.
Buy tickets now.
July 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Marvel phase XI: Robot Downey Jr.
Buy tickets now.
Buy tickets now.
[some sort of set up] ICU Next Tuesday.
July 6, 2025 at 3:37 AM
[some sort of set up] ICU Next Tuesday.
Cowabunghole, dudes.
July 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Cowabunghole, dudes.
Gotta love 2025.
The staple content creator smile is officially creepy and cringy
We're all dancing monkeys for each other.
The staple content creator smile is officially creepy and cringy
We're all dancing monkeys for each other.
June 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Gotta love 2025.
The staple content creator smile is officially creepy and cringy
We're all dancing monkeys for each other.
The staple content creator smile is officially creepy and cringy
We're all dancing monkeys for each other.
And while I'm riding high, whoever put up my phone number at the Glendale King Soopers: I hope you get herpes.
June 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
And while I'm riding high, whoever put up my phone number at the Glendale King Soopers: I hope you get herpes.
I am sitting in my 4Runner outside a brewery on the edge of Omaha. I will sleep here.
I'm eating an insane picnic dinner and some beers while a tremendous thunder storm approaches us.
I made a new friend. Swapped numbers, not weird. Just a good connection.
These are the adventures I live for.
I'm eating an insane picnic dinner and some beers while a tremendous thunder storm approaches us.
I made a new friend. Swapped numbers, not weird. Just a good connection.
These are the adventures I live for.
June 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I am sitting in my 4Runner outside a brewery on the edge of Omaha. I will sleep here.
I'm eating an insane picnic dinner and some beers while a tremendous thunder storm approaches us.
I made a new friend. Swapped numbers, not weird. Just a good connection.
These are the adventures I live for.
I'm eating an insane picnic dinner and some beers while a tremendous thunder storm approaches us.
I made a new friend. Swapped numbers, not weird. Just a good connection.
These are the adventures I live for.
Today I tuned the E string of a guitar by ear. Even checked it after the fact with a tuner.
I guess perfect pitch can be learned in a mere 30 years.
I guess perfect pitch can be learned in a mere 30 years.
June 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Today I tuned the E string of a guitar by ear. Even checked it after the fact with a tuner.
I guess perfect pitch can be learned in a mere 30 years.
I guess perfect pitch can be learned in a mere 30 years.
Lol yeah I "mellowed out" as I got older.
OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND
OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND
May 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lol yeah I "mellowed out" as I got older.
OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND
OUT OF MY GODDAMN MIND
Probably should be more embarrassed than I am about just now watching "Monty Python's Life of Brian," but better late than never?
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#FilmSky
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#FilmSky
May 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Probably should be more embarrassed than I am about just now watching "Monty Python's Life of Brian," but better late than never?
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#FilmSky
Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this.
#FilmSky
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Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World
Repost if you agree
Repost if you agree
May 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Sweetness by Jimmy Eat World
Repost if you agree
Repost if you agree
My favorite hangover breakfast is chicken nuggets and more tequila.
May 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
My favorite hangover breakfast is chicken nuggets and more tequila.
Superjail might be one of the most underrated Adult Swim shows.
April 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Superjail might be one of the most underrated Adult Swim shows.
My unheated bidet
is all the cold plunge
I need in the morning,
thankyouverymuch.
is all the cold plunge
I need in the morning,
thankyouverymuch.
April 21, 2025 at 2:23 PM
My unheated bidet
is all the cold plunge
I need in the morning,
thankyouverymuch.
is all the cold plunge
I need in the morning,
thankyouverymuch.
Is "The Perfect Storm" the dumbest movie ever made?
Dunno but I'll sure say it is.
Dunno but I'll sure say it is.
April 18, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is "The Perfect Storm" the dumbest movie ever made?
Dunno but I'll sure say it is.
Dunno but I'll sure say it is.
The president is an unstoppable farce.
April 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The president is an unstoppable farce.