Chris Gauthier
@beerjitsu1987.bsky.social
Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.
H. L. Mencken
H. L. Mencken
Yeah, Jake can go ahead and f**k off into the sun.
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Yeah, Jake can go ahead and f**k off into the sun.
The Oval Office looks like a New Orleans brothel.
September 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The Oval Office looks like a New Orleans brothel.
It's shocking how open he is about it.
September 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's shocking how open he is about it.
Reported this filth.
September 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Reported this filth.
Har Har he's fat! Says one of the most physically repulsive politicians I've seen in my lifetime.
September 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Har Har he's fat! Says one of the most physically repulsive politicians I've seen in my lifetime.
Thank you. I'm probably more motivated by the people that DON'T like me. I refuse to let them be rid of me this easily and fully intend to annoy them for years to come. (Joking...kind of)
August 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Thank you. I'm probably more motivated by the people that DON'T like me. I refuse to let them be rid of me this easily and fully intend to annoy them for years to come. (Joking...kind of)
Obviously the doctor GAVE me cancer just so he could get rich by treating it. Damn supervillians, all of 'em. Jokes on him, I'm just going to treat it with Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine. I'm told those cure everything.
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Obviously the doctor GAVE me cancer just so he could get rich by treating it. Damn supervillians, all of 'em. Jokes on him, I'm just going to treat it with Ivermectin and Hydroxychloroquine. I'm told those cure everything.
Thanks. I'm told that, if you absolutely have to get cancer, this is one of the ones you want in terms of survivability and ease of treatment. As compared to my first go 'round, which was a real bastard.
August 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Thanks. I'm told that, if you absolutely have to get cancer, this is one of the ones you want in terms of survivability and ease of treatment. As compared to my first go 'round, which was a real bastard.
I mean, he was pretty rich, so he obviously knew better than all us peasants and our stupid "doctors".
August 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I mean, he was pretty rich, so he obviously knew better than all us peasants and our stupid "doctors".
Funny how people with years of training and decades of experience seem to generally know what they're talking about, ain't it?
August 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Funny how people with years of training and decades of experience seem to generally know what they're talking about, ain't it?
I was just diagnosed with cancer for the second time in my life. Experts saved my life the first time around, I think I'll take my chances with them this time as well.
August 31, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I was just diagnosed with cancer for the second time in my life. Experts saved my life the first time around, I think I'll take my chances with them this time as well.
He's cosplaying as Arseface from Preacher
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
He's cosplaying as Arseface from Preacher
So I guess military personnel serving overseas just don't get to vote anymore, huh? Oh, but Republicans LOVE our troops!
August 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
So I guess military personnel serving overseas just don't get to vote anymore, huh? Oh, but Republicans LOVE our troops!
It looks like a Victorian bordello
August 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It looks like a Victorian bordello
Praying has never, ever, EVER done anything here in the real, not made-up world. How about instead of wasting your time muttering magic spells to a invisible sky wizard you fund the NWS properly, you fascist muppet.
July 6, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Praying has never, ever, EVER done anything here in the real, not made-up world. How about instead of wasting your time muttering magic spells to a invisible sky wizard you fund the NWS properly, you fascist muppet.
I'm sure he'll eventually have an aide fart out a Truth for him.
July 5, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I'm sure he'll eventually have an aide fart out a Truth for him.
Is this stuff really as bad as I've heard? I almost want to try it, just to see.
July 4, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Is this stuff really as bad as I've heard? I almost want to try it, just to see.
This dude is trying to pass Sinema in my "most disappointing senator in my lifetime" list.
June 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
This dude is trying to pass Sinema in my "most disappointing senator in my lifetime" list.
You mean Jonathan "if you disagree with anything Israel does, no matter how horrific, you are an antisemite" Greenblatt?
June 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
You mean Jonathan "if you disagree with anything Israel does, no matter how horrific, you are an antisemite" Greenblatt?
Hello Bluesky? I want to report a personal attack...
June 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hello Bluesky? I want to report a personal attack...
This needs to be in my mouth hole. Like, right now.
June 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This needs to be in my mouth hole. Like, right now.