Valley Lad
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I like beer. Beer likes me. It's a symbiotic relationship.
2. "Mr. Trump, I have the results, and it's good news and bad news."
"Give me the good news first" mumbled #47.
"We analyzed the pee, and it's Gavin Newsom's"
Trump turned red in the face. "Oooh, I am very angry. Very, very angry indeed! So, what's the bad news?"
"It's Melania's handwriting."
"Give me the good news first" mumbled #47.
"We analyzed the pee, and it's Gavin Newsom's"
Trump turned red in the face. "Oooh, I am very angry. Very, very angry indeed! So, what's the bad news?"
"It's Melania's handwriting."
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
2. "Mr. Trump, I have the results, and it's good news and bad news."
"Give me the good news first" mumbled #47.
"We analyzed the pee, and it's Gavin Newsom's"
Trump turned red in the face. "Oooh, I am very angry. Very, very angry indeed! So, what's the bad news?"
"It's Melania's handwriting."
"Give me the good news first" mumbled #47.
"We analyzed the pee, and it's Gavin Newsom's"
Trump turned red in the face. "Oooh, I am very angry. Very, very angry indeed! So, what's the bad news?"
"It's Melania's handwriting."
Brilliant choice! Future Minister of Health, hopefully.
January 31, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Brilliant choice! Future Minister of Health, hopefully.
"Oh! We thought it read 'ease', not 'cease'..."
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
"Oh! We thought it read 'ease', not 'cease'..."
Illicit painkillers?
January 31, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Illicit painkillers?
I don't dispute she is/was famous to a good portion of the population, just that she was considered a "star". I have different standards for defining a star than you have, that's all.
January 30, 2026 at 9:01 PM
I don't dispute she is/was famous to a good portion of the population, just that she was considered a "star". I have different standards for defining a star than you have, that's all.
I disagree. She was a great comedic actor, and was known for a few roles here and there, but Schitt's Creek really made her famous. Those of us who are old enough to have seen SCTV from the beginning, though, know how good she was.
January 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I disagree. She was a great comedic actor, and was known for a few roles here and there, but Schitt's Creek really made her famous. Those of us who are old enough to have seen SCTV from the beginning, though, know how good she was.
Schitt's Creek may have made her a star, but I remember her best for SCTV. She was brilliant! RIP Ms. O'Hara.
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Schitt's Creek may have made her a star, but I remember her best for SCTV. She was brilliant! RIP Ms. O'Hara.
Would have loved to see her give him the Shawinigan Handshake.
January 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Would have loved to see her give him the Shawinigan Handshake.
I'd love to have Giannis. Four years ago. He just doesn't fit our team now. They are a fun team, all fit together well, some still growing, I'd rather stay pat or try for a cheaper big-man option than swing for the fences with Giannis.
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I'd love to have Giannis. Four years ago. He just doesn't fit our team now. They are a fun team, all fit together well, some still growing, I'd rather stay pat or try for a cheaper big-man option than swing for the fences with Giannis.
Man, if they'd figured out that zone-breaking thing a little earlier, it might have been 5 for 5.
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Man, if they'd figured out that zone-breaking thing a little earlier, it might have been 5 for 5.
Can Italy simply deny them entry?
January 27, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Can Italy simply deny them entry?
That's nuts! And the number of shots they took! Psycho times!
January 24, 2026 at 4:36 PM
That's nuts! And the number of shots they took! Psycho times!
Yeah maybe that's harsh, but giving up either of IQ or RJ for him is a show-stopper for me. I don't get the push to trade RJ from so many. He's been nothing but a game-changer for us since he came over from NY. I'd rather get a young, high IQ centre to back up Jak. Not sure who that is, though..
January 23, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Yeah maybe that's harsh, but giving up either of IQ or RJ for him is a show-stopper for me. I don't get the push to trade RJ from so many. He's been nothing but a game-changer for us since he came over from NY. I'd rather get a young, high IQ centre to back up Jak. Not sure who that is, though..
No. No. No.
Just no. An empty stats guy if there ever was one.
Just no. An empty stats guy if there ever was one.
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
No. No. No.
Just no. An empty stats guy if there ever was one.
Just no. An empty stats guy if there ever was one.
You mean the US-based "Alberta-separatist" movement?
January 23, 2026 at 6:13 PM
You mean the US-based "Alberta-separatist" movement?
I understand that if he offers Trump his Olympic jacket and toque, Wedding can obtain a preemptive pardon.
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I understand that if he offers Trump his Olympic jacket and toque, Wedding can obtain a preemptive pardon.
Where were y'all in November 2024? Watching Netflix?
January 22, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Where were y'all in November 2024? Watching Netflix?
He'll be the "Weekend at Bernie's" president! 😆
January 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
He'll be the "Weekend at Bernie's" president! 😆
Mogbo cannot not jump at pump fakes, apparently.
January 22, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Mogbo cannot not jump at pump fakes, apparently.
Maybe he can be distracted if everyone starts telling him he absolutely cannot have Disneyland?
January 21, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Maybe he can be distracted if everyone starts telling him he absolutely cannot have Disneyland?
Was thinking something more indigenous, but that's not awful...
January 21, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Was thinking something more indigenous, but that's not awful...