Senator Beer Farts
@beerfartz.bsky.social
I'm Senator Beer Farts and I approve these skeets
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
Old enough to party // PNW 🌲
Craig sounded extra stoned/stoked during the recent X-Games
February 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Craig sounded extra stoned/stoked during the recent X-Games
Ohhh no, litter?!? I'm sure paid parks never deal with litter, right?
February 5, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Ohhh no, litter?!? I'm sure paid parks never deal with litter, right?
Whoever buys this is going to try charging people to access the falls. Mark my words.
February 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Whoever buys this is going to try charging people to access the falls. Mark my words.
He was witness to the "mutilation" of at least one newborn
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
He was witness to the "mutilation" of at least one newborn
Nothing says transparency like not disclosing the training material and processes used in oversight investigations!
February 4, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Nothing says transparency like not disclosing the training material and processes used in oversight investigations!
In my experience, you're correct. But that's insane considering concert prices. Plenty of cheaper and more comfortable places to hangout and catch up
February 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
In my experience, you're correct. But that's insane considering concert prices. Plenty of cheaper and more comfortable places to hangout and catch up
😬😬😬😬 no snow melt means a dry and fiery summer
February 4, 2026 at 4:39 AM
😬😬😬😬 no snow melt means a dry and fiery summer
Fuck Michael Rubin. All my homies hate Michael Rubin.
February 3, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Fuck Michael Rubin. All my homies hate Michael Rubin.
It's all going according to plan for them
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
It's all going according to plan for them
Selfish. Put your ego aside and give your spot to someone who is healthy enough to compete for a medal
February 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Selfish. Put your ego aside and give your spot to someone who is healthy enough to compete for a medal
Solar flares emit crazy radiation which messes with planetary atmospheres. These flares caused a shortwave radio outage in the southern hemisphere yesterday. In theory, a massive flare could take satellites offline which would be a cascading mess of chaos.
February 3, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Solar flares emit crazy radiation which messes with planetary atmospheres. These flares caused a shortwave radio outage in the southern hemisphere yesterday. In theory, a massive flare could take satellites offline which would be a cascading mess of chaos.
Don't forget your nutrition!
February 3, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Don't forget your nutrition!
Nothing gets the kids excited like old timer Costas carrying on about the basketball of yesteryear. Riveting stuff!
February 2, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Nothing gets the kids excited like old timer Costas carrying on about the basketball of yesteryear. Riveting stuff!