Thorax Attacks
@beerends.bsky.social
Generative AI is rotten.
I do photography, comics, painting, pixel art, and YouTube gaming trash at https://m.youtube.com/@thoraxattacks
Movies can be amazing.
Also, I have empathy. Everyone deserves contentment. Life free of worry.
I do photography, comics, painting, pixel art, and YouTube gaming trash at https://m.youtube.com/@thoraxattacks
Movies can be amazing.
Also, I have empathy. Everyone deserves contentment. Life free of worry.
Reminder: He’s not Franken Berry. He’s Franken Berry’s monster!
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Reminder: He’s not Franken Berry. He’s Franken Berry’s monster!
All these bigtime conservatives are quicker to stick their dick in a kid than a vaccine needle.
September 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
All these bigtime conservatives are quicker to stick their dick in a kid than a vaccine needle.
I would stomp on a live hedgehog right now if mozzarella sticks shot out of it like Sonic coins.
August 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I would stomp on a live hedgehog right now if mozzarella sticks shot out of it like Sonic coins.
We can finally keep our shoes off but now they’ll go for belts.
A belt salesman wronged him.
A belt salesman wronged him.
August 14, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We can finally keep our shoes off but now they’ll go for belts.
A belt salesman wronged him.
A belt salesman wronged him.
Do graverobbers do unboxing videos on the dark web?
August 11, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Do graverobbers do unboxing videos on the dark web?
Wondering when the current administration is going to get rid of those pesky handicapped parking spots.
August 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Wondering when the current administration is going to get rid of those pesky handicapped parking spots.
Really liked the new Fantastic Four. Of their four (ohoho) tries, The Incredibles still did it better (and with touches of Bond!).
July 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Really liked the new Fantastic Four. Of their four (ohoho) tries, The Incredibles still did it better (and with touches of Bond!).
Here’s to Agent Orange having one stroke for each stroke he got on pedo island.
July 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here’s to Agent Orange having one stroke for each stroke he got on pedo island.
Just watched “Ms .45” for the first time. Well that was something! The man-hater in me sort of loved it.
Sort of awesome that she activated some sort of infinite ammo cheat. Just when I think she’s out of bullets, nope!
Sort of awesome that she activated some sort of infinite ammo cheat. Just when I think she’s out of bullets, nope!
July 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Just watched “Ms .45” for the first time. Well that was something! The man-hater in me sort of loved it.
Sort of awesome that she activated some sort of infinite ammo cheat. Just when I think she’s out of bullets, nope!
Sort of awesome that she activated some sort of infinite ammo cheat. Just when I think she’s out of bullets, nope!
David Letterman, but instead of “Oprah… Uma…” it’s “Epstein… Osteen…”.
July 14, 2025 at 5:27 PM
David Letterman, but instead of “Oprah… Uma…” it’s “Epstein… Osteen…”.
Finally watched Friedkin’s Sorcerer. I’ll join the small-but-growing love parade for this one. In 70’s fashion it takes around half the movie to get the pieces in place, but once they’re locked in and the story gets rolling, it’s tense as hell. The scenes that made the great poster are a highlight.
July 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Finally watched Friedkin’s Sorcerer. I’ll join the small-but-growing love parade for this one. In 70’s fashion it takes around half the movie to get the pieces in place, but once they’re locked in and the story gets rolling, it’s tense as hell. The scenes that made the great poster are a highlight.
Good movie day.
Marathon Man was a blind-buy. Looking forward to it.
Marathon Man was a blind-buy. Looking forward to it.
July 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Good movie day.
Marathon Man was a blind-buy. Looking forward to it.
Marathon Man was a blind-buy. Looking forward to it.
It’s Toeback Tuesday!
Grape lady falls!
YouTube video by yankeesfan22vt
youtu.be
July 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s Toeback Tuesday!
Sure looks like a Kyle Rittenhouse to me. Catching some R&R between book signings in LA?
From an Insta vid where two ICE “agents” are pulling a food stand owner off of a tree she is clinging to just because she’s brown. At a Home Depot.
His face has gotten fatter and he has a ‘stache now.
From an Insta vid where two ICE “agents” are pulling a food stand owner off of a tree she is clinging to just because she’s brown. At a Home Depot.
His face has gotten fatter and he has a ‘stache now.
June 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Sure looks like a Kyle Rittenhouse to me. Catching some R&R between book signings in LA?
From an Insta vid where two ICE “agents” are pulling a food stand owner off of a tree she is clinging to just because she’s brown. At a Home Depot.
His face has gotten fatter and he has a ‘stache now.
From an Insta vid where two ICE “agents” are pulling a food stand owner off of a tree she is clinging to just because she’s brown. At a Home Depot.
His face has gotten fatter and he has a ‘stache now.
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love to read about video games
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
love to read about video games
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In today’s episode of What Are They Thinking: “If you don’t see a hurricane coming… does it really exist?”
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
June 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
In today’s episode of What Are They Thinking: “If you don’t see a hurricane coming… does it really exist?”
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
🚨 The Dept of Defense is shutting down its weather satellite program. No more data. No more updates. Meteorologists are scrambling—and we’re heading into peak storm season.
Brilliant timing.
Thought I had pleurisy, then thought I had Covid. Turns out it was just silly pneumonia!
At least I tripped balls for free all day Friday before sweating out all of my bodily fluids (It didn’t even break my fever). On the mend at least!
At least I tripped balls for free all day Friday before sweating out all of my bodily fluids (It didn’t even break my fever). On the mend at least!
June 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Thought I had pleurisy, then thought I had Covid. Turns out it was just silly pneumonia!
At least I tripped balls for free all day Friday before sweating out all of my bodily fluids (It didn’t even break my fever). On the mend at least!
At least I tripped balls for free all day Friday before sweating out all of my bodily fluids (It didn’t even break my fever). On the mend at least!
I started watching 30 Rock on a long flight years ago. Been catching up and… is there a “jump the shark” moment?
It’s been more consistent than Community/Arrested Development/Parks and Rec.
It’s been more consistent than Community/Arrested Development/Parks and Rec.
June 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I started watching 30 Rock on a long flight years ago. Been catching up and… is there a “jump the shark” moment?
It’s been more consistent than Community/Arrested Development/Parks and Rec.
It’s been more consistent than Community/Arrested Development/Parks and Rec.
Is is good or bad for the game industry that my favorite developer is Nightdive Studios?
June 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Is is good or bad for the game industry that my favorite developer is Nightdive Studios?
I’m not doing the New York Times thing, but I will list my favorite (not best necessarily) films of the century thus far. In no order…
There Will be Blood
The Incredibles
Mad Max: Fury Road
Inglourious Basterds
The Raid
Creed
No Country For Old Men
Get Out
Flow
Children of Men
There Will be Blood
The Incredibles
Mad Max: Fury Road
Inglourious Basterds
The Raid
Creed
No Country For Old Men
Get Out
Flow
Children of Men
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m not doing the New York Times thing, but I will list my favorite (not best necessarily) films of the century thus far. In no order…
There Will be Blood
The Incredibles
Mad Max: Fury Road
Inglourious Basterds
The Raid
Creed
No Country For Old Men
Get Out
Flow
Children of Men
There Will be Blood
The Incredibles
Mad Max: Fury Road
Inglourious Basterds
The Raid
Creed
No Country For Old Men
Get Out
Flow
Children of Men
If you see this, quote this with a movie sequel that really hits.
June 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you see this, quote this with a movie sequel that really hits.
Feed the slop to the pigs.
AI Slop: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
www.youtube.com
June 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Feed the slop to the pigs.
Anyone know how long a clip of copyrighted music I can get away with on YouTube? I have a 4 second clip I want to use but it is very well-known (and in my current edit I use it multiple times almost as a gag). Google and Duck Duck Go haven’t been a ton of help with “fair use” of short clips.
June 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone know how long a clip of copyrighted music I can get away with on YouTube? I have a 4 second clip I want to use but it is very well-known (and in my current edit I use it multiple times almost as a gag). Google and Duck Duck Go haven’t been a ton of help with “fair use” of short clips.
All right Putin, release the dirt* you have on this mofo and let’s get him the hell out of here.
*it sure ain’t no pee tape
*it sure ain’t no pee tape
June 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
All right Putin, release the dirt* you have on this mofo and let’s get him the hell out of here.
*it sure ain’t no pee tape
*it sure ain’t no pee tape