Beer Curry Monster
beercurrymonster.bsky.social
Beer Curry Monster
@beercurrymonster.bsky.social
Listen up Bluesky, lend me your ear
I'm a poetic monster with a penchant for beer
I'm under your bed, but please don't worry
I'm mostly harmless if you feed me curry

(Trying to make it onto Frank Skinner's poetry podcast)
You haven't had your hair cut since kindergarten?
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why do I feel like the trolls are winning.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Yes - post more please Andy.
October 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If dessert (after dinner) sounds like desert (your post) but is spelt differently, then why does desert (your post) and desert (sandy and void of life) sound different, but is spelt the same?
October 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Many years ago I heard that the estimated energy requirements for Bitcoin mining was about the same as that used by the population of Argentina. That was one currency and many years ago. Add in the energy requirements of emerging AI technology and climate change has to be a factor.
September 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have been a regular visitor to the US for 25 years, including Vegas. I'm not going this year because of Trump's immigration policies, ICE, and the risk to visitors of summary deportation/confinement, although I think the risk remains low for white English people. Difficult to believe the change.
August 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I think it's in case they get lucky and find someone qualified but on a lower than average salary - they can then offer less. However, I don't think it works - a significant proportion of people (including me) simply won't apply so the pool of potential candidates is small.
July 7, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I first saw (and heard) of Frank Skinner at a comedy night at this pub, but it was around 40 years ago so I'm guessing it is authentic but somewhat old news
May 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
You ate 88 cakes on your birthday?
April 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I used to work for Accenture. I went to one meeting hosted by a Senior Executive who had a jug of water in the middle of the meeting table. Someone looked at their phone and he asked if he could borrow it. He threw it in the jug. Nobody used their phones in his meetings thereafter.
April 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Cave dwellers didn't have pans or hobs.
April 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Say Hi to the Lone Ranger for me.
March 4, 2025 at 11:51 PM