BeerCanSam
@beercansam.bsky.social
Introverted by nature, hoping to step out of my shell and embrace my extroverted side—though, full disclosure, I’ll never make the first move. Gay, nudist, and always on a journey to figure out where I fit in this world.
I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out.
August 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I’m the guy you circle back to after all your “better options” don’t pan out.
I’m supposed to be napping.
August 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m supposed to be napping.
It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around.
August 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s hard not to notice—at camp, everyone’s got a circle. I’ve just got dots scattered around.
Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive.
August 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Tonight’s remedy: bubble bath. Tomorrow’s plan: camp. Feeling slightly more alive.
Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate.
August 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Day 8 of feeling like trash. This upper respiratory virus is still hanging around, but the steroids are kicking in. Fewer bouts of shortness of breath today, so maybe I’m finally on the mend. Now if only sleep would cooperate.
It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf
August 1, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It’s been a minute since I dropped a #FatCockFriday. Happy Friday, boys 🐓🍑 #fcf
Last day of camping. 😔
July 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Last day of camping. 😔
One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥
July 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
One week. No clothes. All freedom. Naked at camp for the Fourth 🇺🇸🔥
Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting.
June 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Smile, nod, keep walking. That’s the routine. No one sees the hollowed-out version of me behind it all. I share a home with someone I used to love—now we’re just coexisting.
Haven’t played with this toy in forever. Who wants to grab the controls?
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May 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Haven’t played with this toy in forever. Who wants to grab the controls?
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Taking some self-care time in the tub. These rolls are carb-free if you’re hungry. Self-love and bubble baths for the win.
April 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Taking some self-care time in the tub. These rolls are carb-free if you’re hungry. Self-love and bubble baths for the win.
The last 36 hours have been brutal. I’m crying over every little thing. It’s overwhelming. Mental health matters — take care of yourself.
April 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The last 36 hours have been brutal. I’m crying over every little thing. It’s overwhelming. Mental health matters — take care of yourself.
Monday mood: suited up (well, mostly). #MonochromeMonday #mcm
April 28, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Monday mood: suited up (well, mostly). #MonochromeMonday #mcm
White Party look from last night!
Also, shoutout to my socks for having a very unexpected message on the bottom… accidentally on brand, honestly.
Also, shoutout to my socks for having a very unexpected message on the bottom… accidentally on brand, honestly.
April 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
White Party look from last night!
Also, shoutout to my socks for having a very unexpected message on the bottom… accidentally on brand, honestly.
Also, shoutout to my socks for having a very unexpected message on the bottom… accidentally on brand, honestly.
Trying on the outfit for this weekend’s White Party.
Not sure how I always feel bigger with clothes on than without.
Body stuff is weird.
Not sure how I always feel bigger with clothes on than without.
Body stuff is weird.
April 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Trying on the outfit for this weekend’s White Party.
Not sure how I always feel bigger with clothes on than without.
Body stuff is weird.
Not sure how I always feel bigger with clothes on than without.
Body stuff is weird.
Depression is like a light switch. One minute you’re fine, the next, something small flips it and your mood crashes. Being a middle-aged gay man in this town makes it worse. The loneliness hits hard and fast, and it’s exhausting hiding parts of yourself just to get by.
April 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Depression is like a light switch. One minute you’re fine, the next, something small flips it and your mood crashes. Being a middle-aged gay man in this town makes it worse. The loneliness hits hard and fast, and it’s exhausting hiding parts of yourself just to get by.
Time to clean the rings.
March 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Time to clean the rings.
This is why you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet. Lol.
February 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is why you shouldn’t believe everything you read on the internet. Lol.