Dan Dennis
@beerbatteredboy.bsky.social
Brisbane based funny fella 🎤
30 & Food 🍔🍟
Get around it
30 & Food 🍔🍟
Get around it
they should do a new now you see me where one of the horseman is just a guy from Queensland who had to get their magician licence to own a pet rabbit
October 30, 2025 at 9:38 AM
they should do a new now you see me where one of the horseman is just a guy from Queensland who had to get their magician licence to own a pet rabbit
if people took addiction seriously, every bar would have a specified tiktok area and you couldn't look at them within 10m from a door
October 15, 2025 at 10:51 PM
if people took addiction seriously, every bar would have a specified tiktok area and you couldn't look at them within 10m from a door
make da art, edit the art, re-edit the art because it's still not what you thought it would be in your head, repeat until you hate the art and the concept of creating, publish the art, only receive a comment from a supportive aunt. a thousand blossoms bloom in your soul, this is living
August 24, 2025 at 9:40 PM
make da art, edit the art, re-edit the art because it's still not what you thought it would be in your head, repeat until you hate the art and the concept of creating, publish the art, only receive a comment from a supportive aunt. a thousand blossoms bloom in your soul, this is living
creating a late naughties/early 2000s metalcore themed real estate agency with the tagline, "selling castles fit for a scene queen"
August 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
creating a late naughties/early 2000s metalcore themed real estate agency with the tagline, "selling castles fit for a scene queen"
actively sweating in my ill-fitting suit, going through my notes to pitch a reboot of a classic sitcom with a new take to my local arts body. it's about a bald man on a cold day wanting to stay warm, I call it "I dream of beanie"
August 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
actively sweating in my ill-fitting suit, going through my notes to pitch a reboot of a classic sitcom with a new take to my local arts body. it's about a bald man on a cold day wanting to stay warm, I call it "I dream of beanie"
I know it's not a loan that drastically affects me like higher education loans elsewhere in the world but was pretty stoked to pay off my HECS this week
July 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I know it's not a loan that drastically affects me like higher education loans elsewhere in the world but was pretty stoked to pay off my HECS this week
loved the new Superman movie. The entire movie felt like they were trying to remind us that it's not an 'S' on his chest; it's the symbol for hope #filmsky🎥
July 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
loved the new Superman movie. The entire movie felt like they were trying to remind us that it's not an 'S' on his chest; it's the symbol for hope #filmsky🎥
it's all fun and games until someone calls the paw patrol
July 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
it's all fun and games until someone calls the paw patrol
idk man, the longer I live in a consumerist society the more I accept shit posting as the highest form of art. can't be monetized, can't be commodified, pure love of the game and 100% creation
July 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
idk man, the longer I live in a consumerist society the more I accept shit posting as the highest form of art. can't be monetized, can't be commodified, pure love of the game and 100% creation
Not that anybody's asked, but New Years Day on the Financial Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all.
June 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Not that anybody's asked, but New Years Day on the Financial Calendar is a cosmically arbitrary event, carrying no Astronomical significance at all.
hard week for me, was fired. I used to work in organised crime; it was my job to take people round back and finish them off.
Turns out they wanted me to kill the bastards!
Turns out they wanted me to kill the bastards!
June 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
hard week for me, was fired. I used to work in organised crime; it was my job to take people round back and finish them off.
Turns out they wanted me to kill the bastards!
Turns out they wanted me to kill the bastards!
I love winning stuff, sue me.
I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
WIN: A Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition
WIN: A Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition
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June 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I love winning stuff, sue me.
I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Death Stranding 2 Collector's Edition competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
turning grayscale on for my phone to make it feel like the beginning of Poor Things (reflective of my limited perspective and subsequent journey of self-discovery as I transition into a vibrant world of colour #filmsky🎥
June 18, 2025 at 5:50 AM
turning grayscale on for my phone to make it feel like the beginning of Poor Things (reflective of my limited perspective and subsequent journey of self-discovery as I transition into a vibrant world of colour #filmsky🎥
I want a Nintendo switch 2 for free so I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Nintendo Switch 2 console + SEGA Switch 2 game pack competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
WIN: Nintendo Switch 2 Console + SEGA Switch 2 Game Packs
WIN: Nintendo Switch 2 Console + SEGA Switch 2 Game Packs
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June 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I want a Nintendo switch 2 for free so I've entered the @pressstartau.bsky.social Nintendo Switch 2 console + SEGA Switch 2 game pack competition You can enter here: press-start.com.au/win/2025/06/...
psoting from my laptop, cake's in the oven, jokes in my heart
May 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
psoting from my laptop, cake's in the oven, jokes in my heart
I am home sick today and I am treating myself with some ✨movies✨ I've missed over the last few months. As I've always followed the rule of eating the least appealing food on your plate first, I'm starting with Captain Falcon
May 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I am home sick today and I am treating myself with some ✨movies✨ I've missed over the last few months. As I've always followed the rule of eating the least appealing food on your plate first, I'm starting with Captain Falcon
My favourite part about this story is that it breaks on the same day Apple TV+ debuted the trailer for their next big show Carême: a french show about the nations greatest pastry chef who is also an elite level spy
Apple is reportedly losing $1 billion a year on streaming.
(Source: www.theinformation.com/articles/app...)
(Source: www.theinformation.com/articles/app...)
March 21, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My favourite part about this story is that it breaks on the same day Apple TV+ debuted the trailer for their next big show Carême: a french show about the nations greatest pastry chef who is also an elite level spy
billy "the butcher" cuttings took the substance
March 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
billy "the butcher" cuttings took the substance
think people were also panic buying comfort food for Alfred because the only thing I couldn't nab was a packet of cheerios
March 6, 2025 at 3:54 AM
think people were also panic buying comfort food for Alfred because the only thing I couldn't nab was a packet of cheerios
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February 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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everyday I live in hope of free stuff instead of paying for it
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February 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
everyday I live in hope of free stuff instead of paying for it
Watching Jaws for the first time and so much of that ride at Universal Studios is starting to make sense!
January 15, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Watching Jaws for the first time and so much of that ride at Universal Studios is starting to make sense!
Been following along with the @blankcheck.bsky.social early Spielberg series and had an absolute hoot with Sugarland Express! Everytime I revisit a movie made before 1990 I'm reminded how much crazier the stunts used to be
January 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Been following along with the @blankcheck.bsky.social early Spielberg series and had an absolute hoot with Sugarland Express! Everytime I revisit a movie made before 1990 I'm reminded how much crazier the stunts used to be
it's Aus election year and I just saw that the Member for Merkin has a pro-bush policy
January 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
it's Aus election year and I just saw that the Member for Merkin has a pro-bush policy